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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, December 28, 2011, 05:42:09 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

December 28, 2011, 05:42:09 PM
...The owner at Ocean Marketing going apeshit on some poor guy who just wants to know whether he's going to get some game controllers he ordered by Christmas:

http://penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#1
December 28, 2011, 05:55:42 PM
Charming.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
December 28, 2011, 06:03:47 PM
Apparently that guy is a 24/7 professional douche because a very similar incident went down earlier this year already:

http://www.natesnetwork.com/Poor-customer-service

Followup:

http://penny-arcade.com/comic
http://penny-arcade.com/resources/an-update1.html

Funny video someone made about it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqV9kx40RG0\
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

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December 28, 2011, 06:25:05 PM
 :lulz:
My GF spent last evening sharing with me the internet drama about that douche.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#4
December 28, 2011, 06:50:37 PM
jesus, has anyone else googled paul, ocean marketing?  Look at this shit.....  A lot is the same thing, but damn this went viral fast.   :eek:

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/articles/20111227/273184_ocean-marketing-penny-arcade-paul-christoforo-viral.htm

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/paul-christoforo-ocean-marketing-emails

This one is ummmm.... wow....

http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/4224/article/ocean-marketing-s-paul-christoforo-has-a-history-of-domestic-violence/

Hell, even Amazon has a customer discussion on this guy now  :x

http://www.amazon.com/forum/video%20games?_encoding=UTF8&cdForum=Fx1T1DM93QU4XL1&cdPage=1&cdThread=Tx1BKP6A2PL5K5X

Damn, nice find Nigel, the kids have mentioned this controller, glad I didn't have the extra $$ to order ahead of time.

Once you get into all the articles, it seems the guy who invented this controller is not so far removed from theis Paul guy as he makes out.  Who knows what to belives

Cramulus

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December 28, 2011, 07:09:47 PM




Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
December 28, 2011, 07:18:54 PM
OMG priceless:



BIRTH OF A MEME
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 28, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?

Only works in show business, as my good friend Richard Nixon can testify1.





1 But not under oath.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

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December 31, 2011, 12:43:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:18:54 PM
OMG priceless:



BIRTH OF A MEME
Wow, Geico has an asshole running their twitter. I approve.  :lol:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
December 31, 2011, 07:28:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 28, 2011, 09:35:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on December 28, 2011, 07:13:15 PM
Oh, wow... I didn't bother Googling. That guy is really putting the "any publicity is good publicity" theory to the test, isn't he?

Only works in show business, as my good friend Richard Nixon can testify1.





1 But not under oath.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

navkat

#11
January 02, 2012, 07:48:48 AM
THE WHOLE F*CKIN BEEFALO is gonna be my catchphrase for twentytwelve.

Pæs

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January 02, 2012, 08:04:21 AM
 :lulz:
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