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My Little Pony: Satanism is Magic

Started by Prince Glittersnatch III, January 04, 2012, 02:36:51 AM

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Don Coyote


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 07, 2012, 02:16:14 AM
That was a reply to Nigel. :lulz:

Ah.

On a side note my banjo's neck is too long. Some of the strings wont reach the tuning heads. On the bright side I used a gift card.

ON TO THE ACOUSTIC GUITAR!!!!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Prince Glittersnatch III



Episode 3

   The episode starts with Applejack and Twilight picking apples at the farm when Twilight receives a message from the Princess. She has been given two tickets to the "Grand Galloping Galla" which is apparently some kind of big deal. Applejack gets the idea to go to the Galla, set up an Apple stand and use the money to replace her grandmothers hip.
  Pretty soon word spreads to the rest of the gang and everyone is vying for the extra ticket. Pinkie and Fluttershy want to go for standard reasons while Rainbow Dash and Rarity both have rather stupid reasons to go. Rainbow Dash wants to make a complete ass out of herself in front of the Wonderbolts in the hope that they make her a member. Rarity wants to completely overdress herself as part of a convoluted plan to become princess of Equestria.
  Applejack is the clearly the only one with any good reason to go, but Twilight still cant decide for fear of hurting her friends feelings. She goes about her day with the rest of the Ponies doing favors for her non-stop in a bid to get the ticket. Eventually she snaps and loudly announces that she cant decide who to give the ticket.
  She goes home to find all of her friends who apologize for pressuring her so much. This episode seemed innocent enough, until this point. Twilight decides to write a letter to the Princess.

QuoteDear Princess Celestia,
    I've learned that one of the joys of friendship is sharing your blessings, but when there's not enough blessings to go around, having more than your friends can make you feel pretty awful. So, though I appreciate the invitation, I will be returning both tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala.


You heard that right. If EVERYONE cant have a piece of the pie then NO ONE can. We let these value be instilled in our children and then we wonder why they grow up to be Socialists. It wouldn't surprise me if quite a few of those #Occupy folks are actually "bronies".



Vote Ron Paul.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 07, 2012, 02:05:19 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2012, 01:44:24 AM
Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 07, 2012, 12:43:42 AM
Plus... You know... None of us regular posters are under 17 and some things are best left in the 1980s. I dont need to be taught love and tolerance by a bunch of girly cartoons. I have that in abundance when i drink. Just ask nigel.

True story.

I don't know what you're talking about but I back it up 100%.

It's the whole when you're drunk you have to jettison the love to make room for more booze thing.

:lol: Oh yeah!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 07, 2012, 02:04:55 AM


I am always lucky when it comes to seeing bees swarm. And then I call my friends, but by the time they get their with their smoke and buckets, it's too late.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I saw that episode, PGIII. I found it utterly intolerable. Why the hell it wasn't obvious to choose a pony based on need and merit, I have no idea.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


PeregrineBF


Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: Nigel on January 07, 2012, 03:54:03 AM
I saw that episode, PGIII. I found it utterly intolerable. Why the hell it wasn't obvious to choose a pony based on need and merit, I have no idea.

Because merit means nothing to a godless communist. Everyone gets a slice of the pie regardless of who actually deserves it.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

The Good Reverend Roger

This thread has wounded my inner child.

PGIII, you are a bad man.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2012, 05:29:12 AM
This thread has wounded my inner child.

PGIII, you are a bad man.

I a journalist dammit, its my job to be a bad person.
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Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Prince Glittersnatch III on January 07, 2012, 06:26:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 07, 2012, 05:29:12 AM
This thread has wounded my inner child.

PGIII, you are a bad man.

I a journalist dammit, its my job to be a bad person.

Oh, okay.  I thought a journalist's job was to operate as a mouthpiece for corporations and their pet politicians.

See?  You learn something new every day.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky


The Good Reverend Roger

re-jack:

I'm glad to see someone finally exposing the commie angle.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quote from: Areola Shinerbock on January 07, 2012, 01:10:19 AM
No that was at cain. I think when i was a noob i jumbled him payne and dingo up so that i thought he was an australian that moved to the uk. I now just assume hes english even though i never figured it out one way or the other.

No, your original assertion was correct.  I hold both passports though.