It's 9:30 on New Year's Eve.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And I am going to bed, stone cold sober¹.

This is a tragic day, a milepost that I'd really rather not think about.   









¹  Except for a fist full of PILLS HERE and a hot chick.  Still doesn't count.

[Don Coyote]

And I am going to bed, stone cold sober¹.

This is a tragic day, a milepost that I'd really rather not think about.   









¹  Except for a fist full of PILLS HERE and a hot chick.  Still doesn't count.

So am I, sans PILLZ HERE^TM.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And I am going to bed, stone cold sober¹.

This is a tragic day, a milepost that I'd really rather not think about.   









¹  Except for a fist full of PILLS HERE and a hot chick.  Still doesn't count.

So am I, sans PILLZ HERE^TM.

PILLZ HERE are making me sleepy, but not sleepy enough to sleep.

And teh hot chick is watching some TV shit and waiting for the magickle midnight hour, when we start another shitty fucking year to replace the shitty fucking year we just had.

TGRR,
Making Lieutenant Dan look FUCKING HAPPY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

DUDE YOU HAVE A HOT CHICK!

UNFAIR ADVANTAGE!

I'M GOING ON STRIKE.

[East Coast Hustle]

I woke up in a bush.

With someone else's pants on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I woke up in a bush.

With someone else's pants on.

Must have been a good night.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I woke up in a bush.

With someone else's pants on.

I woke up at 8AM, feeling great.  Then we had a full day of fun that did not involve gulping aspirin or staggering to the toilet for one of those almost-shits all fucking day.

So, yeah, total failure.

[Freeky]

If you're careful, you'll soon be an upstanding pillar of the community.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If you're careful, you'll soon be an upstanding pillar of the community.

We Holy Men™ are not required to keep the same sort of substance-abuse schedule as normal people.

Also, I don't think there's much danger of that.

[Freeky]

If you're careful, you'll soon be an upstanding pillar of the community.

We Holy Men™ are not required to keep the same sort of substance-abuse schedule as normal people.

Also, I don't think there's much danger of that.

But what about that hipster you didn't beat up?  You just let him keep walking.  To tell you the truth, I'm getting a bit worried about you.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If you're careful, you'll soon be an upstanding pillar of the community.

We Holy Men™ are not required to keep the same sort of substance-abuse schedule as normal people.

Also, I don't think there's much danger of that.

But what about that hipster you didn't beat up?  You just let him keep walking.  To tell you the truth, I'm getting a bit worried about you.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.  He was scheduled to be run over by a bus full of retarded kids 6 blocks down.  If I'd stomped him, he would have missed his date with destiny.

[Freeky]

If you're careful, you'll soon be an upstanding pillar of the community.

We Holy Men™ are not required to keep the same sort of substance-abuse schedule as normal people.

Also, I don't think there's much danger of that.

But what about that hipster you didn't beat up?  You just let him keep walking.  To tell you the truth, I'm getting a bit worried about you.

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about.  He was scheduled to be run over by a bus full of retarded kids 6 blocks down.  If I'd stomped him, he would have missed his date with destiny.

i have my reservations, but perhaps you ARE okay...

I'll be watching for any signs of pillarhood, though.  The only cure for that is hot wimminz and booze and sunroofing, and ONLY if you catch it in the early stages.

[East Coast Hustle]

I woke up in a bush.

With someone else's pants on.

I woke up at 8AM, feeling great.  Then we had a full day of fun that did not involve gulping aspirin or staggering to the toilet for one of those almost-shits all fucking day.

So, yeah, total failure.

I woke up at 5:30 feeling great, in spite of the bush and the mysterious change of pance. I went back into the party and had a couple more beers, made a cheeseburger in the kitchen, rounded up my passed-out posse, and made it back down to PDX in time to get sandwiches from An Xuyen.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Just woke up. Think I might have missed the bells again. Have been reliably informed that I accidentally three cop cars, my best friends washing machine and a perfectly innocent railway station.