What Makes You Not a Discordian?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

It's OK to leave your old toys and go find new ones. And new friends, and new gurus. The old ones just weren't fun anymore, anyway. All the shiny parts got rubbed off long ago, and they were all worn out and shabby.

[navkat]

Whaaaaaaaaa!

[Doktor Howl]

Whaaaaaaaaa!

That's how it goes
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
That's how it goes

[LMNO]

Whaaaaaaaaa!

That's how it goes
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
That's how it goes

SHINE.

[navkat]

"Everybody knows the dice are loaded
everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows the war is over
everybody knows that the good guys lost.

Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
for your ribbons and bowwwwws..."

[Oysters Rockefeller]

I like how weird the threads around here get.

[Doktor Howl]

You People have the right to go to IHOP and drink directly from all of the syrup dispensers, although you won't be welcomed back.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Dammit, can't We People just do both?!

I enjoy both double shots of syrup AND the slow descent into madness!

Which, unsuprisingly...might not be mutually exclusive.

[navkat]

I mean,  "WHAT THAT FUCK IS A FUCKING BOYSENBERRY?!?"

[Doktor Howl]

You People have the right to breathe, no matter what They™ say.

[Oysters Rockefeller]

Possibly related to Boyz in Da Hood?

[LMNO]

You People have the right to breathe, no matter what They™ say.

However, there is Associated Cost.

[Doktor Howl]

You People have the right to breathe, no matter what They™ say.

However, there is Associated Cost.

You, SPECIFICALLY, have the right to ride the wild wombat, if you know what I mean...And I think you do, LMNO¹.










¹  IF that's your REAL name.

[navkat]

You People have the right to breathe, no matter what They™ say.

However, there is Associated Cost.

And your Mileage May Vary.

[LMNO]

You People have the right to use obscure sports terminology in everyday conversation.