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Tough on immigration, tough on the causes of immigration

Started by Cain, January 05, 2012, 03:44:10 PM

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QuoteThe fourth estate seems to be a 10,000 lot trailer park where news gathering occurs at the neighbor's kitchen table, over nasty cups of coffee in Edward R. Murrow commemorative mugs.

Fucking. Brilliant.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Just going to jump in and say  there is no way that a 14 year old is going to look like a 21 year old to anyone with any sort of sense. And there is no reason that a minor should be deported for anything unless his or her parents are deported. It's not only retarded but puts the kid's life at risk too. I can see not accurately gauging a teenager's age when you get older, but there is no mistaking a 14 year old for anything but a teenager. There's a reason why you get carded if you're under 27, and in some instances, 40.
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East Coast Hustle

I bought beer in stores and bars all the time when I was 14.

And there's a reason I long ago stopped hitting on girls in bars who "looked 21-ish".

I mean, there are plenty of other things that ICE did wrong in this case but the assertion that they should know the difference between a 14 year old and a 21 year old just by appearance is deeply flawed.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 11, 2012, 02:52:48 PM
I bought beer in stores and bars all the time when I was 14.

And there's a reason I long ago stopped hitting on girls in bars who "looked 21-ish".

I mean, there are plenty of other things that ICE did wrong in this case but the assertion that they should know the difference between a 14 year old and a 21 year old just by appearance is deeply flawed.

I dunno man. My 15 year old sister and her friends all look like 15 year olds to me.
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Sita

I've always looked older than I was.
At 14 I was mistaken for a senior in high school. My freshman year of high school there were both students and adults thinking I was a teacher.
I didn't even get carded when I turned 21 and had my first drink, which was kind of a bummer actually.
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Nephew Twiddleton

I didnt get carded at all on my 21st birthday. But i got carded everytime after for the rest of that year. I think its a confidence thing. You have a look on your face that says "im buying a beer and you cant stop me!" and they go "right this guy is getting a motherfucking beer!" i imagine ech had that look. "im supposed to be buying beer. If you obstruct me i will kill you."
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Roly Poly Oly-Garch

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 11, 2012, 02:26:13 PM
Just going to jump in and say  there is no way that a 14 year old is going to look like a 21 year old to anyone with any sort of sense. And there is no reason that a minor should be deported for anything unless his or her parents are deported. It's not only retarded but puts the kid's life at risk too. I can see not accurately gauging a teenager's age when you get older, but there is no mistaking a 14 year old for anything but a teenager. There's a reason why you get carded if you're under 27, and in some instances, 40.

This is her in Colombia. 21? I dunno...

Back to the fecal matter in the pool

East Coast Hustle

That girl could be anywhere between 13 and 25 years old, based on looks.

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

I wouldn't believe she was 14.  She looks about my age.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

If I lose my ID and claim to be Canadian, will the US deport me to Canada?

Hm.

Somehow I don't think it works that way.
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East Coast Hustle

In all fairness, she DID have a false identity that corresponded to a Colombian citizen. That doesn't excuse ICE from accepting everything at face value without doing anything to confirm her identity.

(And then ECH was struck with a brilliant revelation on how to move to Australia for free. :lulz: )
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

navkat

Quote from: Nigel on January 11, 2012, 08:42:04 PM
If I lose my ID and claim to be Canadian, will the US deport me to Canada?

Hm.

Somehow I don't think it works that way.

Only if you're brow...oh wait...

navkat

Now I'm stuck in a state of mental recursion. Nigel just bricked my mind.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."