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Started by Dildo Argentino, January 05, 2012, 08:10:05 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2012, 09:41:53 PM
Quote from: holist on January 05, 2012, 09:18:06 PM
The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.


We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

It's also manufactured weird, which is inferior to the regular kind that mom used to make.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: holist on January 05, 2012, 08:29:46 PM
But for the record: let's just assume that for some obscure reason I prefer to write without capitals and full stops, punctuating sentences by paragraph breaks. This is a very simple convention to follow - and it is also a small cultural experiment of mine.

Oh, no.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2012, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2012, 09:41:53 PM
Quote from: holist on January 05, 2012, 09:18:06 PM
The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.


We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

It's also manufactured weird, which is inferior to the regular kind that mom used to make.

Yeah, it falls pretty squarely into the "trying too hard" category of outlandishness. Also the "look at meeeeee" category.
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Fuck all with six kids, are you breeding to sell?

AFK

Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2012, 09:41:53 PM
Quote from: holist on January 05, 2012, 09:18:06 PM
The thing is, I really do like writing like that... but I figure I'll try to be curteous and write my response in txt and before I copy it over to the PD forum I correct the capitalisation and the punctuation - which, I suppose, is a technological solution to a social problem.


We once had a poster here who decjded jt would be a great mjndfuck jf she replaced all jnstances of the letter i wjth the letter j. Maybe we're jdjots for bejng jmpatjent wjth her, but maybe she should have put some effort jnto bejng understood, you djg?

Nobody cares jf you mjsspell some stuff or mjss caps now and then. But dojng jt jntentjonally js kjnd of ljke postjng jn ljght yellow, or some jllegjble font.

We also had a poster who used a lot of carriage returns in his posts and, for my money, it worked and worked well.  Was one of our star posters.

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Freeky

Quote from: holist on January 06, 2012, 06:34:42 AM
Quote from: Pope Pastor Wolf-Something-Or-Other on January 05, 2012, 08:37:21 PM
Your schtick?

It has already been done here, several times. It wasn't funny, cute, enlightening, amusing, or zany then, and it isn't now. If you wish to contribute here, don't seek attention by posting in a unique" manner, instead post stuff that is worthy of note on its own merit.

You jump to conclusions, I think. That is especially quaint in a forum devoted to and named after a holy book that is set aside from the rest by its irreverent, tiresome and highly amusing use of unconventional typography and, for E's sake, rubber stamps.

Coyote has a point, dude.  If you are TRYING to be zany, and it is obvious that you are trying (or let slip that you are doing a socioLOLgical experiment), it gets pretty frustrating.  Many people here prefer content over contrivance.

Just saying.

Freeky

Also, "quaint."  Passive aggressive gets you NOWHERE around here.  And you should probably not tell people how they should act when you just got here.


Also, also, we're a bunch of horrible cunts.  Look out for Iason Oubache, he's the biggest bastard on here. 

EK WAFFLR

Also, also, also: be glad that your cute bear ain't a panda. We don't take kindly to panda bears 'round these parts.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:02:03 AM
Also, also, also: be glad that your cute bear ain't a panda. We don't take kindly to panda bears 'round these parts.


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:04:27 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

I love the stereotypical redneck "we don't take kindly to" schtick.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:05:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:04:27 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

I love the stereotypical redneck "we don't take kindly to" schtick.

I grew up around the accent, but sadly, I never once heard that uttered in sincerity.  :( 

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED!  SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:07:05 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:05:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:04:27 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

I love the stereotypical redneck "we don't take kindly to" schtick.

I grew up around the accent, but sadly, I never once heard that uttered in sincerity.  :( 

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED!  SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151316/not-taking-kindly#searchterm=panda
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:07:26 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:07:05 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:05:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:04:27 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

I love the stereotypical redneck "we don't take kindly to" schtick.

I grew up around the accent, but sadly, I never once heard that uttered in sincerity.  :( 

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED!  SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151316/not-taking-kindly#searchterm=panda
That explains the panda bit, at least.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:08:44 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:07:26 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:07:05 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on January 06, 2012, 07:05:34 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 06, 2012, 07:04:27 AM


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:  Dude, I totally read that in a sterotypical Texan/redneck accent.


Wow.

I love the stereotypical redneck "we don't take kindly to" schtick.

I grew up around the accent, but sadly, I never once heard that uttered in sincerity.  :( 

I AM AN AMERICAN AND I HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED!  SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151316/not-taking-kindly#searchterm=panda
That explains the panda bit, at least.

That and the fact that I just plain don't like panda bears. They're evil.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Freeky