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Is this something I should continue elaborating on?

Started by EK WAFFLR, January 05, 2012, 06:48:00 AM

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EK WAFFLR

I wrote this in a very drunken state on December 31.

Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 31, 2011, 09:39:40 AM
Once upon a time, I was born.
Born down Below. In the dark. For the first five years of my life I knew not what light was, and I learned to listen for food. That iron tasting fluid surging inside food was my shining beacon, and I grew able to hear it at great distance.
Raw flesh, the breakfast of Champions.

I did, however find light. And the world changed. It was ugly. Bright and ugly and distracting me from the ebb and tide of the blood I now knew was red.
I tried to adapt. Oh how I tried.

But fuck it.
I'm going back Below.

And I remembered it just now.


W. Iron,
In a horrible fucking mood.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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EK WAFFLR

Also 1: TGRR: I am still working on your Holy Mission.

Also 2: THE MGT: Expect Lutefisk this week.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

You should elaborate. I would like to see how the idea pans out, and it will help you get through your mood.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO


EK WAFFLR

Thanks, LMNO and Shinerbock.

I will expand on it today or tomorrow, depending on wether I fall asleep or not.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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