ATTN ECH

[navkat]

I am referring to the energy drink. Thankfully, real nitrous oxide doesn't come in fruit punch flavor or I'd probably never get anything done, quite literally.

Oh, I'm pretty sure "whipped cream chargers" come in flavours...in fact, I'm certain of it.

[LMNO]

This seems like a most opportune moment to introduce to you all to ALCOHOL-INFUSED WHIPPED CREAM.


THAT'S MY AMERICAN DREAM.

[navkat]

This seems like a most opportune moment to introduce to you all to ALCOHOL-INFUSED WHIPPED CREAM.


THAT'S MY AMERICAN DREAM.

Jesus. I wanna fill a kiddie pool with this stuff.

[LMNO]

Incidentally, there is nothing suggestive about this photo. Nothing at all.

[navkat]

Not even the fact that the lid is shaped similarly to those "syrup" bottles you get at the porn store.

Mmmmmm...waffles.

[East Coast Hustle]

Never mind that, WHERE IS MY ALCOHOL-INFUSED NITROUS OXIDE?

[LMNO]

I imagine if you did whippets off of a can of that shit, you'd get pretty close to what you're looking for.

[East Coast Hustle]

Yeah, but mixing alcohol and dairy is just about the single most disgusting thing I can think of.

[LMNO]

It amuses me that you think that stuff actually qualifies as "dairy".

[navkat]

Yeah, dude. She looks pretty Kosher to me.

Also, you're giving me shit about raw eggs but you won't mix liquor and milk?

[East Coast Hustle]

Raw eggs are good for you.

Mixing alcohol and dairy is the exact opposite of good for you.

[LMNO]

Case study: John Bonham.

[East Coast Hustle]

Or the creepy uncle who gets wasted on eggnog at christmas dinner.

[LMNO]

Or the creepy uncle who gets wasted on eggnog at christmas dinner.

Hey!  I was not that wasted...

[navkat]

Yay! Uncle Diddles!