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Started by Freeky, January 07, 2012, 05:59:51 PM

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navkat

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 08, 2012, 11:55:38 PM
I am referring to the energy drink. Thankfully, real nitrous oxide doesn't come in fruit punch flavor or I'd probably never get anything done, quite literally.

Oh, I'm pretty sure "whipped cream chargers" come in flavours...in fact, I'm certain of it.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

LMNO

This seems like a most opportune moment to introduce to you all to ALCOHOL-INFUSED WHIPPED CREAM.


THAT'S MY AMERICAN DREAM.

navkat

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 12, 2012, 01:23:01 PM
This seems like a most opportune moment to introduce to you all to ALCOHOL-INFUSED WHIPPED CREAM.


THAT'S MY AMERICAN DREAM.


Jesus. I wanna fill a kiddie pool with this stuff.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

LMNO



Incidentally, there is nothing suggestive about this photo. Nothing at all.

navkat

Not even the fact that the lid is shaped similarly to those "syrup" bottles you get at the porn store.

Mmmmmm...waffles.
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

East Coast Hustle

Never mind that, WHERE IS MY ALCOHOL-INFUSED NITROUS OXIDE?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

I imagine if you did whippets off of a can of that shit, you'd get pretty close to what you're looking for.

East Coast Hustle

Yeah, but mixing alcohol and dairy is just about the single most disgusting thing I can think of.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

It amuses me that you think that stuff actually qualifies as "dairy".

navkat

Yeah, dude. She looks pretty Kosher to me.

Also, you're giving me shit about raw eggs but you won't mix liquor and milk?
Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.

East Coast Hustle

Raw eggs are good for you.

Mixing alcohol and dairy is the exact opposite of good for you.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Case study: John Bonham.

East Coast Hustle

Or the creepy uncle who gets wasted on eggnog at christmas dinner. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on January 12, 2012, 02:50:49 PM
Or the creepy uncle who gets wasted on eggnog at christmas dinner. :lulz:


Hey!  I was not that wasted...

navkat

Can we just skip to the end where it's all on fire? Thanks.