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I'm extremely disappointed in your recent behavior

Started by Cainad (dec.), January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM

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Cainad (dec.)

January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?

Suu

#1
January 09, 2012, 04:13:24 AM
I've been too busy planning my escape.
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#2
January 09, 2012, 06:33:17 AM
I had to work for 11 days straight.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

EK WAFFLR

#3
January 09, 2012, 06:34:32 AM
I haven't had enough coffee today.
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Pæs

#4
January 09, 2012, 06:42:14 AM
It wasn't me, it was Iason, that rat bastard.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#5
January 09, 2012, 06:45:29 AM
I've been drunk.
OH and working. Drunk.

Aucoq

#6
January 09, 2012, 06:49:46 AM
I'm sorry. Can you repeat the question?
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notathing

#7
January 09, 2012, 06:56:13 AM
i am the dumbest bitch on the planet

BadBeast

#8
January 09, 2012, 12:07:20 PM
I don't need any fucking excuses.
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Cain

#9
January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 PM
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!

AFK

#10
January 09, 2012, 01:14:26 PM
Because I make this look good. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#11
January 09, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
Tabouleh.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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#12
January 09, 2012, 02:49:50 PM
It's my diet man.

I know it's disappointing, and that quantity is no replacement for quality. However, you will be pleased to know that yesterday I ate a lot of Dunkin Donuts food, and finished the day off with two things of tomato soup with ghost pepper sauce thrown in. So there might be both quality and quantity today.

Hope that makes up for my output for the last couple of weeks.
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#13
January 09, 2012, 03:10:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad on January 09, 2012, 04:11:14 AM
But really, I'm just too tired right now to be angry. So here's your chance.


What's your excuse?

I haven't been the same since Clinton fucked Syria up back in '95.  A thousand points of light over Damascus, haw haw haw.  They even named a street after the bastard in Brooklyn.  It makes me sick.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#14
January 09, 2012, 04:39:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 09, 2012, 01:07:25 PM
I'm extremely disappointed IN YOUR FACE!

:lulz:
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