Official D&D 5E Announcement

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How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

[Cain]

If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

[chaotic neutral observer]

If I buy a Funko Pop, do I at least get a permanent stat or skill increase?

You get a 5 point penalty to Charisma as long as you're holding it.  Certain NPCs may become hostile.

[Doktor Howl]

How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

Mama Tucson loves us.

[Doktor Howl]

Having gone and looked it up, D&D is up 30% in sales this year.

[Pergamos]

How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

[Doktor Howl]

How the fuck did you have to Google Funko Pops, do they not have the goddamn things in the exclusion zone???

Hot damn Tucson is suddenly sounding REAL GOOD

Yes I get spaghettified by the tremendous gravitational gradient, get melted by the sun  into flesh-goo like a vampire, die of thirst due to the nanorobotic plague scavenging all my body’s water, and finally get turned into road-jerky by the traffic curse, but if I make it mostly intact to the comic book store there’s not literally HALF THE STORE devoted to FUCKING funko pops

When I went to comic book stores in Tucson they were indeed half full of funko pops...

We're talking about game shops.  Comic shops are an entirely different thing, and seem to be full of Utah and failure.

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There’s no distinction between the two in most of the US, except the comics are in the back or upstairs or otherwise kept in quarantine.

[Fujikoma]

I just looked up what a "funko pop" was. I've spotted them before. I think they should include an armed complimentary poison needle trap.

[LMNO]

I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.

[Bu🤠ns]

I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.

I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:

[Doktor Howl]

I think some of them are fun.



I have two Groots, a Porg, and a Black Philip.

I'm having a hard time finding one that tops Bob Ross:

Needs Hunter Thompson.

[LMNO]

Where is your god now?

[Bu🤠ns]

Holy shit

[Doktor Howl]

Where is your god now?

In a package, apparently.