ATTN: Holist

[Salty]

So, you're Hungarian. My family is from there. Considering I used to think of myself a holist you'd think "Hey, we have things in common. There aren't many Hungarians on the board. We can be bros."

Wrong, you son of a bitch. It makes me fee hostile and territorial. For no reason I can place my finger on it makes me think "Hey, maybe this guy is a jerk. A stupid, stupid jerk. With a dumb, stupid, jerky face." Since you haven't shown any pics I made this composite of that I think you look like:


Now, considering your, eh...taste, in medicine I have to assume you're some kind of filthy hippie.



And probably have questionable values.


YOU'RE WELCOME, JERK.

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'd be careful holist. Alty is a rough sort. Orphaned in the wastes of Alaska he had to get by being suckled on polar bear milk and raw wolf meat. Then he became a shaman in an Inuit tribe. He then summoned a wendigo for shits and giggles. He ate it for dinner, but not before it ate the whole tribe. He shrugged it off, but gave up the animism after that. He's the reason that supply planes often go down. He shoots at them from his porch for target practice. He's got a good eye. His methane releases are the reason that the North Pole is melting, and Russia keeps a strategic defense force near the Bering Strait just in case Alty decides to go for a perfectly innocent swim that has nothing to do with accidentally setting Siberia on fire and ruining the women (and some men too) of Krasnoyarsk for other men.

We like not to talk about these things, just in case we remind him that he hasn't done a line of seals lately, but you managed to draw down his attention and I thought it was worth warning you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

[Salty]

BUMP YOU TOLLING DICK.

[navkat]

Jesus. What am I doing here? You people are going to make my mental illness worse.

[Dildo Argentino]

okay, very funny

how long did those pictures take you, not less than half an hour, no?

quite a lot of precious time to invest in thinking somebody is a jerk

here's a picture of me and my family:



(the greying guy is our friend and was our host in Belgium)

have fun with that, too

yes, i am a hippy, though i do wash regularly

the rest is pretty accurate too

so how is polar-bear milk? i don't recall

[Dildo Argentino]

we do have something else in common too:

a furry animal face for an avatar

now how is that?

[East Coast Hustle]

In Alty's case, that's actually the head of a furry that he decapitated and took as a trophy.