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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO MAD...

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 10, 2012, 05:18:53 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

January 10, 2012, 05:18:53 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#1
January 10, 2012, 05:20:50 PM
*random sputtering in disbelief*

Don Coyote

#2
January 10, 2012, 05:21:44 PM
Judge Judy obviously has mind lasers and is in cahoots with the Reptilians.

Or the old lady had a bout of dementia.

Phox

#3
January 10, 2012, 05:23:43 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 10, 2012, 05:21:44 PM
Judge Judy obviously has mind lasers and is in cahoots with the Reptilians.

Or the old lady had a bout of dementia.
Both of these explanations are equally acceptable. What if it was both?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
January 10, 2012, 05:25:00 PM
Don't Do Daytime TV, Kids.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

BadBeast

#5
January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
January 10, 2012, 05:46:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#7
January 10, 2012, 05:47:21 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on January 10, 2012, 05:46:20 PM
"The people are real, the verdicts are real, the mad lady with the hammer, is real"
Touche, BadBeast.  :lulz:

AFK

#8
January 10, 2012, 05:48:03 PM
Hopefully she never comes across The Dr.s or the new Anderson Cooper talk show. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

navkat

#9
January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
January 10, 2012, 05:59:01 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.

She'd have hit the neighbors, too, if she was one of those savages.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#12
January 10, 2012, 06:16:10 PM
Quote from: navkat on January 10, 2012, 05:54:06 PM
Altered Mental Status. I'd bet five bucks she's a diabetic.

You can see it in her eyes.









GOD DAMN DIABETICS ARE RUINING OUR TELEVISION WATCHING EXPERIENCE WITH HAMMERS

Phox

#13
January 10, 2012, 06:16:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.
:lulz:

Cain

#14
January 10, 2012, 06:23:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 10, 2012, 06:15:13 PM
After thinking again, I can see where she's coming from.

If someone turned on daytime TV in MY house, I'd be heading for the toolbox, too.

I was just coming here to post the same thing.  Subjected to daytime TV for god knows how long, she was bound to snap and go on a murderous rampage.

93% of spree killers have watched daytime TV.  Save a loved one, kill a television executive instead.
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