LMNO, I need YOUR help.

[Freeky]

Masterful, Roger. 

[Juana]

That was beautiful, gentlemen.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That was beautiful, gentlemen.

We're artists, really.  He speaks the evil, and I do the evil.  To the evil.

[LMNO]

Of course, I politely request any subsequent reactions from co-workers be posted here.

[Luna]

Of course, I politely request any subsequent reactions from co-workers be posted here.

Oh, God, yes, please!

[Triple Zero]

You know what sucks?  I had to consciously stop myself from actually having it make sense.

It took you way too short, too

(nice btw)

[East Coast Hustle]

You're fucking brilliant, the both of you.

[Cainad (dec.)]

This is beautiful, all of it.   Thank god for degenerates like you in the world.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Ouch.

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Gentlemen:

Pursuant to the relevant take aways from the whiteboarded "parking lot" as presented during our most recent Three-Sixty review, consider this the first of myriad action items going forward in order to ramp up our mission-critical solution.

By implementing a "Get to Yes" approach coupled with the "We Wins" strategies, it becomes apparent that to innovate a solve, we must circle back to touch base with Core Values; our Value Proposition must strive for real-time bundling aimed at a long-tail approach.

Disintermediation can be tech-session proof if we refuse bowing to benchmarking and semantic mapping of negative business objectives that make greenlining less impactful.  In fact, brandstorming online models of workflow will undoubtedly give us first-mover advantage of the glocalization of low-hanging fruit.

It must be pointed out that consumer initiated click triggers offer exclusivity and enhance relationship marketing through best in class search maturation according to the trended analysis of value pushing bounce rates.  Incremental improvement of austerity will double down on demand creation as soon as the digital natives lead the re-engineered query optimization downstream.

The inherent value of open door aspects relating to information flow in non-linear narratives as stated above cannot be stressed enough. I trust that in the next fiscal quarter we can regroup to further analyze our share of voice as it relates to goal setting.

Thanks,

Jesus fuck, this is amazing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You know what sucks?  I had to consciously stop myself from actually having it make sense.

I hadn't considered the risk that you'd get stuck that way.

But never fear, that risk shall not be in vain, as I have just used Mike's email account to send that to everyone in the division.

OH MY SWEET HOLY FUCK

WINWINWINWINWINWIN!!!

[LMNO]

This one's for our new friend, Internet Jesus.

Ouch.

___________________________


Gentlemen:

Pursuant to the relevant take aways from the whiteboarded "parking lot" as presented during our most recent Three-Sixty review, consider this the first of myriad action items going forward in order to ramp up our mission-critical solution.

By implementing a "Get to Yes" approach coupled with the "We Wins" strategies, it becomes apparent that to innovate a solve, we must circle back to touch base with Core Values; our Value Proposition must strive for real-time bundling aimed at a long-tail approach.

Disintermediation can be tech-session proof if we refuse bowing to benchmarking and semantic mapping of negative business objectives that make greenlining less impactful.  In fact, brandstorming online models of workflow will undoubtedly give us first-mover advantage of the glocalization of low-hanging fruit.

It must be pointed out that consumer initiated click triggers offer exclusivity and enhance relationship marketing through best in class search maturation according to the trended analysis of value pushing bounce rates.  Incremental improvement of austerity will double down on demand creation as soon as the digital natives lead the re-engineered query optimization downstream.

The inherent value of open door aspects relating to information flow in non-linear narratives as stated above cannot be stressed enough. I trust that in the next fiscal quarter we can regroup to further analyze our share of voice as it relates to goal setting.

Thanks,

[Internet Jesus]

I worship you like an Ewok worships C-3PO, LMNO.

Shallowly, and only in the hopes that I can harness your magic for my own ends.

[LMNO]

The only magic I have is an understanding of the binary language of moisture vaporators.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

OOOOOH! 

[Suu]

That is beyond brilliant.