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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2012, 07:35:25 pm »
I believe he was stickin it in Mary Magdalen.

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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2012, 07:43:08 pm »
Rog, I read what you write and I often don't know what to say. Sometimes all I have is silliness because in reality, I'm processing what you're saying and haven't thought of a reply that's really worthy. Doesn't mean it's wasted on me.

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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2012, 07:44:49 pm »
Rog, I read what you write and I often don't know what to say. Sometimes all I have is silliness because in reality, I'm processing what you're saying and haven't thought of a reply that's really worthy. Doesn't mean it's wasted on me.

S'ok.  I just think your filters are on a little tight recently, is all.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2012, 07:57:28 pm »
Maybe. I'm trying to survive.

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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2012, 08:32:17 pm »
Best 'talk w jesus"  I've read.  "rescue me" tried to do one, but he came off smarmy and condescending. 
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2012, 11:11:22 pm »
I agree with Kai, is very uplifting and new and good.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 12:39:51 am »
Very nice, Roger. I like the direction you seem to be taking it.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 12:56:55 am »

And now he's got assholes like Rick Santorum putting words in his mouth.

Santorum seems to be bigger in that Yahweh dude.
You know with all the floods and toasting cities Yahweh and his son didn't seemed to be on the same page sometimes. I guess that's where the holy ghost comes in. He's kind of the mediator between the two.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 03:40:39 am »
Since I started on this Discordian thing I've thought of Jesus as a Discordian figure.  I think it's mentioned at one point or another, but really he was a pretty rebellious dude.  He stuck up for the little guy and tried to teach the ones in power to be a better kind of human.  It's not his fault his message got all bungled up by a bunch of assholes.  Or that people would rather believe the assholes than believe him.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2012, 06:06:48 am »
Thanks, Roger, this is quite timely for me lately... :)

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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2012, 10:39:47 am »
Really good stuff, this, I look forward to the next.
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Re: A Drink With Jesus, part I of V
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2012, 04:24:32 pm »
This is the sort of Christianity I can support.

Good writing.