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Started by Freeky, January 16, 2012, 01:57:47 AM

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#15
January 16, 2012, 04:11:19 PM
Somebody who is mentioned in the lyrics of Megacolon by Fischerspooner, which incidentally, is a song about taking gigantic shits.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
January 16, 2012, 04:25:00 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 03:48:27 AM
Quote from: Nigel on January 16, 2012, 03:31:45 AM

Oh, Freekeh.  :lol:

I'd feel like a shit for laughing, except that I think you might be turning into me.

I am not saying that looks good for your long-term relationship prospects, but it's not all bad.

You're supposed to laugh.  I meant the recipe to be like a cooking show gone horribly, horribly wrong.  Read it again, and imagine Sandra Lee presenting this recipe, as is, on her show, without changing her cheerful tone or plaster smile, and I dare you not to laugh your ass off.  It simply can't be done.

Also, I think I might on some level have gotten this kind of idea from you somewhere.  Maybe.

OMG I am watching this right now. Is it a parody? I like how cocktails have been referenced five times in just the introduction. And a cocktail-themed tree?? WHAT THE FUCK?

HOLY SHIT WHAT AM I WATCHING???  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

This woman is amazing. What do you think she's on?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 16, 2012, 04:27:13 PM
SIX. Six cocktail references in six minutes!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#18
January 16, 2012, 04:27:41 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on January 16, 2012, 04:06:13 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS SANDRA DEE?

She played Gidget.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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