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Mama Said Pun You Out! Huh!

Started by AFK, January 23, 2012, 08:40:11 PM

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January 23, 2012, 08:40:11 PM
Because of the frequent power outages, the bartender decided to keep more light beers on hand. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
The pig had to withdraw from the marathon after he pulled a hamstring. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#2
January 23, 2012, 08:42:50 PM
The master cobbler had an unexpectedly difficult time re-booting his computer. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#3
January 23, 2012, 08:46:59 PM
It came as a shock when I discovered the toaster was not well grounded. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:53:33 PM
Why do tuba players make horrible cashiers?

Because the registers are too high. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
Why can't girl ants swim?

Because they aren't boy-ant. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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