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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Mama Said Pun You Out! Huh!

Started by AFK, January 23, 2012, 08:40:11 PM

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January 23, 2012, 08:40:11 PM
Because of the frequent power outages, the bartender decided to keep more light beers on hand. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:40:47 PM
The pig had to withdraw from the marathon after he pulled a hamstring. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:42:50 PM
The master cobbler had an unexpectedly difficult time re-booting his computer. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:46:59 PM
It came as a shock when I discovered the toaster was not well grounded. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:53:33 PM
Why do tuba players make horrible cashiers?

Because the registers are too high. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

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January 23, 2012, 08:57:09 PM
Why can't girl ants swim?

Because they aren't boy-ant. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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