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HEY NAVKAT! POPETOM!!
« on: March 14, 2011, 09:01:23 pm »
I haven't forgotten that I owe you both prizes. I was sick as hell for most of the last 2 weeks, and I'd rather make you wait than send you something half-assed and 2nd rate. But I understand the frustration of having to wait for your winnings, so to keep you sated until I can deliver the goods, here's a present for you both:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2l6CPna4M&feature=related
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Re: HEY NAVKAT! POPETOM!!
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2011, 11:18:06 pm »
The prize better not be you sleeping on my couch for a week.

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Re: HEY NAVKAT! POPETOM!!
« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2011, 12:23:21 pm »
Heya Tom.  How ya feeling?

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« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 04:21:10 am »
Heya Tom.  How ya feeling?

I'm not dead and eating solid food again. :)

Should be back in my house Wednesday.
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Re: HEY NAVKAT! POPETOM!!
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 11:58:10 pm »
Where's my prize, bitch?

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 12:10:51 am »

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 07:29:31 am »
Oh shit, I totally forgot about this.

I'm probably stuck down here in the Bahamas for another month or two (for a given value of "stuck") but when I get back to the states I'll hit you up for a current mailing addy.
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Re: HEY NAVKAT! POPETOM!!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 01:27:31 pm »
No way, man. I was joking. You can repay me by putting me on the list of bitches you drag to S&J when you wobble into town.

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 02:10:26 pm »
I don't think I know anyone in NOLA anymore so unless your friends can tolerate me you might be the ONLY person I drag to S&J when I wobble into town.

No idea if I'll have occasion to be down that way in the near future but we do have a contract in 2013 for some work in the gulf tracking whales so if nothing else I should be around sometime next year.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 05:47:27 am »
I should set you up with my friend, Kristi. She looooves Snake & Jakes. She will drink you silly, fist fight you outside and then take you home and ride you dirty.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like you might be the only dude able to survive her...

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 11:11:56 am »
...we do have a contract in 2013 for some work in the gulf tracking whales so if nothing else I should be around sometime next year.

You, sir, have the coolest job of anybody I know.
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 01:53:31 pm »
I should set you up with my friend, Kristi. She looooves Snake & Jakes. She will drink you silly, fist fight you outside and then take you home and ride you dirty.

The more I think about it, the more I feel like you might be the only dude able to survive her...

The fistfighting is the clincher. That sounds like my kind of girl.
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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 01:57:00 pm »
I mean, she gets thrown out of Aunt Tiki's on the regular because she refuses to stop playing "the floor is made of lava" and needs to be reprimanded not to climb on the jukebox and bar.