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'God Hates Checkered Whiptail Lizards'

Started by Kai, February 14, 2012, 09:49:47 PM

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February 14, 2012, 09:49:47 PM
An obvious parody, but hilarious all the same.

In the science section because this are parthenogenic species, without males, the females laying clonal eggs. And before egg laying they engage in homosexual pseudocopulation. A whole species of lesbian lizards. And god hates them.  :lulz:
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February 14, 2012, 09:51:24 PM
:lulz:

I can't see the article, though, as it is blocked as a social network.

I'll look at it tonight.
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