We're All Out of Hand Grenades, But Hate Is Half Price All Week

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

And you're not sure if it's yours because the stupid gave you a nosebleed or if it's theirs.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

And you're not sure if it's yours because the stupid gave you a nosebleed or if it's theirs.

Exactly! 

[navkat]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Reason #523 why Nigel belongs in college.

You are gonna be a force with which to be reckoned with that degree, ladybug.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

Oh god yes.


HAY NIGEL

TRY TAKING A CLASS ON MORAL REASONING OR SOME OTHER SORT OF PHILOSOPHY CLASS BASED ON MORALITY

the dialogue from your fellow students will be simply delightful. Especially the stuff you hear from That Guy. Everyone loves That Guy (or girl, quite often).

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This board dies every fucking evening.

[Kai]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

Ah, yes. Channeling the Dark Gods and Goddesses of Weird. It's like Voodoun, except for our kind of people.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I had a little something to say about it.   

WHY ARE YOU LEAVING US HANGING???????

I can't remember what I said because everything went red and there was this rushing sound and then a stunned silence, and then the teacher said "wow" and somebody clapped.

Ain't that weird how that happens? You can almost hear the click. And then you're just... something else. A force, a machine, a god, a something. Sometimes you're just confronted with too much stupid and something else takes over, and then you come back, and you're not quite sure what just happened.

Oh god yes.


HAY NIGEL

TRY TAKING A CLASS ON MORAL REASONING OR SOME OTHER SORT OF PHILOSOPHY CLASS BASED ON MORALITY

the dialogue from your fellow students will be simply delightful. Especially the stuff you hear from That Guy. Everyone loves That Guy (or girl, quite often).

Hey I missed this post.

"Ethics" is definitely a class I am planning on avoiding at all costs. Most philosophy classes, in fact, are classes I am planning on avoiding.