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Mama Said Pun You Out! Huh!

Started by AFK, January 23, 2012, 08:40:11 PM

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Because of the frequent power outages, the bartender decided to keep more light beers on hand. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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The pig had to withdraw from the marathon after he pulled a hamstring. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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The master cobbler had an unexpectedly difficult time re-booting his computer. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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It came as a shock when I discovered the toaster was not well grounded. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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Why do tuba players make horrible cashiers?

Because the registers are too high. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

Why can't girl ants swim?

Because they aren't boy-ant. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.