Your Sex Life In 2012

[EK WAFFLR]

 2 This is the account of Jacob's family line.

The bible. Genesis 37

WAT

[Adjective Noun]

"We accepted their congratulations with good grace and proper modesty, but I felt then as I feel now, that I would have given my life to save Dresden for the World's generations to come."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Armageddon in Retrospect

But I wasn't even planning to go to Dresden 

[P3nT4gR4m]

"Here is a castle, called the castle of Macbeth, the walls of which are yet standing."
- Journey to the Western Isles of Scotland - Transcribed from the 1775 edition with the corrections noted in the 1785 errata by David Price

Funny thing is Macbeth is what I've always called my Johnston 

[PeregrineBF]

2x_1 + x_2 = 6
-x_1 - x_2 = -2
3x_1 + 4x_2 = 4
3x_1 + 5x_2 = 2

Apparently, my sex life is linear algebra.

[Sita]

"Baloo shivered and sighed, but he did wake Mowgli."

From Disney's Jungle Book part of a compilation book of six Disney movie stories.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

"I mean, come on, Dad," Lisa said.

[Golden Applesauce]

And while he slumbered and breathed in the perfume of the wondrous Valley the Spirit of Happiness crept into his heart and drove out all terror and care and misgivings.

I think this is setting up unrealistic expectations, and/or forever destroying my ability to read this children's book again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH SHIT. No, as I put that book back I realized that I had chucked a book into the laundry basket somehow, so technically my sex life is:

"TIP: Don't be confused when looking for fuel-gas regulators."

[Triple Zero]

First one I saw and reached for was the molecular biology PHD thesis of a friend of mine and I thought "OH FUCK" but then I saw another book buried under some stuff which was closer and you DID say "nearest", so:

[Get up on high, one push of rocket exhaust, and] you could be halfway to anywhere!

(the first part was on the other page).

The PHD thesis would have gotten me:

... well, fuck me. Page 45 is a blank between-chapters page. Phew!

[East Coast Hustle]

"Combine 1 cup chopped dates, one cup boiling water, cool to room temperature."

So I guess I'll be on the run from the law at some point this year.

[Triple Zero]

[Vanadium Gryllz]

'And then there wasn't even that any more.'

I thought I was being clever by picking Illuminatus! 

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

mine was "He'd also begun early work on a novel, drawing on memories of débutantes and country club dances in Louisville and how a Kentucky hillbilly fared in the big city" 

This in "Outlaw Journalist- The Life and Times of Hunter S Thompson."

[Salty]

"Massaging professionals will maintain respect for the interests, dignity, rights, and needs of all clients, staff, and colleagues."

Well that doesn't sound like fun at all.

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"Who gave you permission to do what is prohibited to others?" demanded a monk. - The Divine Madman