If I seem a little non-talkative...

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Roger, I've come to uncover a plot against you. It's masterminded by none other than me.

But it seems like it's a flawless plan so I don't mind telling you about it.

Bump for Navkat

[minuspace]

Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

You must begin with ill tempered squirrels.  The calm ones don't go properly rabid upon impact.

Thank you. It's the small details that count.

I always thought the catapult was a nice touch, however, it's not really sporting.  For real action, I propose a skeet-launcher, several of them, propelling said rodents in rapid fire succession.  Easier and quicker to reload, only the squeet-launcher can provide the trajectory and impact velocity we have all come to know and love.  For a limited time, they are offering to lend us some armored mole-rats replete with weaponized rabies and muskrat spongiform, if we promise to take pictures of them dressed in military regalia?  (they never specified before or after)

[navkat]

Awwwww...I want to be the one who gets to probe the aliens. Howcome LMNO always gets all the cool shit?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

SQUIRRELS ARE NOT AMMUNITION!

[LMNO]

Awwwww...I want to be the one who gets to probe the aliens. Howcome LMNO always gets all the cool shit?

SHUT UP AND START ACTING LIKE AN ALIEN.  IT'S PROBIN' TIME!

[navkat]

Awwwww...I want to be the one who gets to probe the aliens. Howcome LMNO always gets all the cool shit?

SHUT UP AND START ACTING LIKE AN ALIEN.  IT'S PROBIN' TIME!

YAYYYYY! My favourite is when we play the "E.T.'s fingers" game. If I'm a good girl, will you feed me another Reese's Pieces?

[LMNO]

Awwwww...I want to be the one who gets to probe the aliens. Howcome LMNO always gets all the cool shit?

SHUT UP AND START ACTING LIKE AN ALIEN.  IT'S PROBIN' TIME!

YAYYYYY! My favourite is when we play the "E.T.'s fingers" game. If I'm a good girl, will you feed me another Reese's Pieces?

Sure, but it won't be your mouth...

[navkat]

Awwwww...I want to be the one who gets to probe the aliens. Howcome LMNO always gets all the cool shit?

SHUT UP AND START ACTING LIKE AN ALIEN.  IT'S PROBIN' TIME!

YAYYYYY! My favourite is when we play the "E.T.'s fingers" game. If I'm a good girl, will you feed me another Reese's Pieces?

Sure, but it won't be your mouth...

I just love when we use those flexible bore-cleaner flashlights and pretend you're ET, I'm Eliot and my starfish is "wounded."


                                          OUCH!
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[Nephew Twiddleton]

SQUIRRELS ARE NOT AMMUNITION!

Think of them as paratroopers, except in reverse.

[minuspace]

Exactly

SQUIRRELS ARE NOT AMMUNITION!

Think of them as paratroopers, except in reverse.

The peanut butter makes it consensual