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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 25, 2012, 09:25:36 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mangrove

Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Luna

Quote from: Mangrove on January 26, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

You must begin with ill tempered squirrels.  The calm ones don't go properly rabid upon impact.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Mangrove on January 26, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

They were ill tempered first.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Luna on January 26, 2012, 06:05:41 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 26, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

You must begin with ill tempered squirrels.  The calm ones don't go properly rabid upon impact.

This. :)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

You made me a guard for the airforce?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mangrove

Quote from: Luna on January 26, 2012, 06:05:41 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on January 26, 2012, 06:04:04 PM
Roger - hope this passes soon. Sounds like you've got a handle on it and, as you say, it diminishes over time. (And, I believe, practise.)

One thing that's troubling me though. Were the squirrels ill tempered first and then put into the catapault or were they perfectly happy and became ill tempered when they had been co-opted as projectiles?

You must begin with ill tempered squirrels.  The calm ones don't go properly rabid upon impact.

Thank you. It's the small details that count.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Luna

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 26, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
You made me a guard for the airforce?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just figured the air force was aware they can't guard important stuff for shit and subcontracted...

That, or Twid wants you to take messy revenge.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Don Coyote on January 26, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
You made me a guard for the airforce?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were on loan from the army.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

BadBeast

Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 26, 2012, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 26, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
You made me a guard for the airforce?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were on loan from the army.
The Salvation Army don't 'loan' people out! He must have been on a Black Op.  So,  Sshh! Loose lips bite nips!
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: BadBeast on January 26, 2012, 06:33:24 PM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on January 26, 2012, 06:12:37 PM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 26, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
You made me a guard for the airforce?

YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were on loan from the army.
The Salvation Army don't 'loan' people out! He must have been on a Black Op.  So,  Sshh! Loose lips bite nips!

Whoops! I'll be more careful about that sort of thing.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Juana

THAT WAS AMAZING. :D

Feel moar better, Roger!
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."