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RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 27, 2012, 02:40:55 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
January 27, 2012, 04:05:42 AM
Quote from: Alty on January 27, 2012, 04:04:45 AM
Because only robots from the future like Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, and Badbeast will be the only things to survive the blasts.


But not in YOUR shelter.  Only a deity that really hated you would do a thing like that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#17
January 27, 2012, 04:20:16 AM
Roger this state just OK'd me to drive, my car to function, and by proxy, me to purchase rifles, shotguns, or black powder arms.

How do I get this grin off my face?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Don Coyote

#18
January 27, 2012, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Why do I feel the need to do this?

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
January 27, 2012, 04:22:23 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2012, 04:20:16 AM
Roger this state just OK'd me to drive, my car to function, and by proxy, me to purchase rifles, shotguns, or black powder arms.

How do I get this grin off my face?

Imagine co-starring in The Crying Game with Susan Brownmiller.

Then just do what comes naturally.  NOTE:  This may cause the state to revoke said privileges, at the very least.  But you'll never grin again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 27, 2012, 04:23:06 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2012, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Why do I feel the need to do this?

Because you're not well.  My cursor is just jumping up and down, up and down...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#21
January 27, 2012, 04:27:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Give it a picture of Newt Gingrich next.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:22:23 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2012, 04:20:16 AM
Roger this state just OK'd me to drive, my car to function, and by proxy, me to purchase rifles, shotguns, or black powder arms.

How do I get this grin off my face?

Imagine co-starring in The Crying Game with Susan Brownmiller.

Then just do what comes naturally.  NOTE:  This may cause the state to revoke said privileges, at the very least.  But you'll never grin again.

:horrormirth:
There we go.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 27, 2012, 04:28:03 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 27, 2012, 04:27:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Give it a picture of Newt Gingrich next.


Too late.  It's demanding that I build it a mate.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#23
January 27, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:23:06 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2012, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Why do I feel the need to do this?

Because you're not well.  My cursor is just jumping up and down, up and down...

Just so you know, I am blaming you for the small hole in the fabric of Spaes/tiem on yuo. Luck for the locals I have a tomahawk and the horrors crawling out of my moniter don't like steel.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 27, 2012, 04:29:21 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2012, 04:28:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:23:06 AM
Quote from: Don Coyote on January 27, 2012, 04:20:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 27, 2012, 04:14:24 AM
They should put a warning on these cheap scanners:  DO NOT PUT MIRRORS IN SCANNER.

Because my printer turned inside out and the wireless mouse is humping my leg and quoting scripture.

Why do I feel the need to do this?

Because you're not well.  My cursor is just jumping up and down, up and down...

Just so you know, I am blaming you for the small hole in the fabric of Spaes/tiem on yuo. Luck for the locals I have a tomahawk and the horrors crawling out of my moniter don't like steel.

It was Freeky what done it, Boss Coyote!  I wouldn't cross ya like that!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 27, 2012, 04:36:27 AM
Bored again.

Going to gobble pills and annoy Enabler.  G'night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rumckle

#26
January 27, 2012, 04:51:52 AM
Fuck, not team Spag!



It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Phox

#27
January 27, 2012, 06:27:38 PM
Thread delivers.

And I apologize for not being around what with the school stuff and this experimental "social life".

navkat

#28
January 27, 2012, 08:51:36 PM
We need to start throwing more meat into Roger's cage again.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#29
January 27, 2012, 09:01:15 PM
Whoa

and to think I didn't click on this thread immediately because I assumed it wasn't going to be that interesting!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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