RENAMED: Roger is bored. Do something!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

14 bras? Thats 28 boobs. Cant hate that at all.

Watch me.

They're not being shoved in my face, after all.

Well, not all at ONCE...

That is entirely unacceptable.

Troof. If you're going to have 28 boobs put in your face in the course of a 24 hour period, it's gotta be all at once.


Unless it's a bachelor party. Then you take your time so your money doesn't run out all at once and then you're not exactly sure why you don't have enough for a beer.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Fucking bored died an hour and half before the work day is over.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

These are all fantastically good points.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.it

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

I know all of this, in my head.  It isn't my head that wants to scream/cry/break something/curl up and die.

I understand, completely.

[Luna]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.it

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

I know all of this, in my head.  It isn't my head that wants to scream/cry/break something/curl up and die.

I understand, completely.

Is it horrible that I find myself considering dragging my feet on the paperwork for an extra few months?

[Freeky]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.it

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

I know all of this, in my head.  It isn't my head that wants to scream/cry/break something/curl up and die.

I understand, completely.

Is it horrible that I find myself considering dragging my feet on the paperwork for an extra few months?

Horrible as in you as a person? No.  Horrible as in drag your feet because you don't want it to be over?  Well, sorta, but it's understandable, and everyone goes through that (I assume), and its not really a reflection on your character.  Horrible as in you want to make him suffer abit?  I dunno. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.it

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

I know all of this, in my head.  It isn't my head that wants to scream/cry/break something/curl up and die.

I understand, completely.

Is it horrible that I find myself considering dragging my feet on the paperwork for an extra few months?

Not horrible, but not good for your health and psyche. The best thing you can do for yourself is get that paperwork filled out and filed as soon as possible. WITH the assistance of a lawyer.

[Luna]

Thanks...

Not sure how to shake this one off.  I'm okay for awhile, and then something sets me off again.

On the other hand, you'd now be explaining to a 9 year old why daddy ran off with some young floozy.

And as far as the Other Woman goes, well, I think she'll soon find out that she got the worst end of this particular bargain.  Your ex doesn't strike me as the 3AM-changing-shitty-diapers type.it

Lastly, nothing says you have to have an SO to have a kid.

I know all of this, in my head.  It isn't my head that wants to scream/cry/break something/curl up and die.

I understand, completely.

Is it horrible that I find myself considering dragging my feet on the paperwork for an extra few months?

Not horrible, but not good for your health and psyche. The best thing you can do for yourself is get that paperwork filled out and filed as soon as possible. WITH the assistance of a lawyer.

Yeah, I know.  I will, however, at least enjoy the thought of making him sweat over whether the kid will be born before he's divorced.

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Him still being married won't be that big of a deal (beyond you getting to laugh at him on your court date).

[Luna]

Him still being married won't be that big of a deal (beyond you getting to laugh at him on your court date).

Yeah...  Better over with fast.

I'm just wishing he'd vanish. 

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

Him still being married won't be that big of a deal (beyond you getting to laugh at him on your court date).

Yeah...  Better over with fast.

I'm just wishing he'd vanish.

I hear a vat full of hydrochloric acid works for that 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Him still being married won't be that big of a deal (beyond you getting to laugh at him on your court date).

Yeah...  Better over with fast.

I'm just wishing he'd vanish.

The fastest way to make him vanish (from your life) is to get the divorce done with. Then you can  move on and forget about his stupid ass.

[Luna]

Him still being married won't be that big of a deal (beyond you getting to laugh at him on your court date).

Yeah...  Better over with fast.

I'm just wishing he'd vanish.

The fastest way to make him vanish (from your life) is to get the divorce done with. Then you can  move on and forget about his stupid ass.

Yep.  I just have to sit down with the agreement and see what changed.  The lawyer screwed it up, we have three different versions, now.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Bad night at the ER.

Rant to follow tomorrow.

[Luna]

Bad night at the ER.

Rant to follow tomorrow.

Hope everything turned out iin the end.