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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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Your Sex Life In 2012

Started by Cramulus, January 24, 2012, 08:28:09 PM

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The Rev

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February 11, 2012, 12:35:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 AM
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"

(sigh)

I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.

Luna

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February 11, 2012, 12:39:35 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on February 11, 2012, 12:35:25 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 11, 2012, 12:32:13 AM
As long as I'm dreaming, can I go with "Deep Impact" and "Neverending Story?"

(sigh)

I have already told you I am no longer functional in this area, dammit.

Sadly, I am (presumably) still fully functional...  Just not actively shopping 'til (at least) the bloody divorce is over with...  Or at least the court date.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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