ITT, We Post the Horrible Truth™ About Badbeast

[Cainad (dec.)]

BadBeast once went drinking with Tommy Wiseau, who prior to that evening had been a promising PhD candidate. He told Wiseau that he "should totally get into film."

And he took W.B. Yeats drinking in New York.

Which, come to think of it, was a downright mitzvah.

Funny enough, that wasn't even the incident which led to BadBeast being banned from the States.

The official reason is that he broke so many laws at once that he actually qualified for "criminal overburdening" of the Justice Department and was booted back home while the system recovered from the shock. Of course, the truth is nowhere near as sanitary.

[LMNO]

BadBeast is Adam Smith's invisible hand. And he's giving us the finger.

[BadBeast]

BadBeast is Adam Smith's invisible hand. And he's giving us the finger.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

BadBeast was, in fact, the man who ordered the Charge of the Light Brigade. He categorically did NOT mean those other guns. The light brigade followed his orders exactly as he wanted. Why would he give such foolish orders?

To show the Russians that Englishmen are fucking insane and it's in your best interest to stop this war now. If BadBeast were still the Queen of England, the US would never have become the dwindling superpower that it now is.

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BadBeast is the gradient behind and before every point.