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The I'm still apartment hunting thread

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, May 15, 2012, 03:47:41 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Well, that and if I have to fart there's no barrier there.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Well, that and if I have to fart there's no barrier there.

What is wrong with farting while naked? Or is it some weird Catholic thing?

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Well, that and if I have to fart there's no barrier there.

What is wrong with farting while naked? Or is it some weird Catholic thing?

Oh, nothing. Nothing stops me from doing it while showering, or for comedic effect while getting down. But, like, say I'm sitting in my chair typing away. Now there's butt breath all over my chair.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:27:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Well, that and if I have to fart there's no barrier there.

What is wrong with farting while naked? Or is it some weird Catholic thing?

Oh, nothing. Nothing stops me from doing it while showering, or for comedic effect while getting down. But, like, say I'm sitting in my chair typing away. Now there's butt breath all over my chair.

Man, you are WEIRD!!!!

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:40:05 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:27:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:23:11 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:19:34 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 04:09:49 AM
Quote from: Guru Quixote on June 08, 2012, 03:49:10 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.
THEN YOU CAN BE FUCKING NAKED IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!

But then again I really don't care if other people see me naked.

Truth be told, I don't like getting completely naked unless I'm bathing or mating. Probably left over Popery. Though I do generally sit around in my boxers when I get home.

GORAM PAPISTS!!!!! WITH THEIR WEIRDNESS!!!!!

Well, that and if I have to fart there's no barrier there.

What is wrong with farting while naked? Or is it some weird Catholic thing?

Oh, nothing. Nothing stops me from doing it while showering, or for comedic effect while getting down. But, like, say I'm sitting in my chair typing away. Now there's butt breath all over my chair.

Man, you are WEIRD!!!!

I'd blame it on you not understanding Bostonia, but other Bostonians have been saying that about me since... probably 1989.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

Butt breath can travel through a fuckin snowsuit, though. How do you figure boxers stops it?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Anna Mae Bollocks on June 08, 2012, 05:27:41 AM
Butt breath can travel through a fuckin snowsuit, though. How do you figure boxers stops it?

Well, there's a bit of a delay. It;s not so much the smell that concerns me. It's the full contact bit.

Also, there's nothing worse than an unfiltered pungent one. It hits you immediately and it's thick.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:45:36 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.

Ohhhh, OK.

I had it up until I noticed that I could see one of the boxes from the street. This bothered me for some reason. I'll put it back up when I find a place to put it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on June 08, 2012, 02:17:39 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 06:45:36 AM
Quote from: Twiddlegeddon on June 08, 2012, 03:46:21 AM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on June 08, 2012, 03:40:24 AM
Does your room have any windows?

Yep. It's in the middle of the first picture. I just have the shade pulled down.

Ohhhh, OK.

I had it up until I noticed that I could see one of the boxes from the street. This bothered me for some reason. I'll put it back up when I find a place to put it.
I can provide pictures of both bedbugs and twidbugs drowned in alcohol. In the same shot. (yuk)
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS