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HEY!
« on: February 03, 2012, 02:48:59 am »
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2012, 02:51:51 am »
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2012, 02:52:21 am »
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?


Thank god I'm surrounded by wood to knock on.


Though, perhaps the Supreme Banishing Ritual of the Open Bar is what did it.
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2012, 02:53:18 am »
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?


Thank god I'm surrounded by wood to knock on.


Though, perhaps the Supreme Banishing Ritual of the Open Bar is what did it.

Nope.  It's just lurking.  Why the hell do you think LMNO has been hiding in his Fortress of Work?  He KNOWS.
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2012, 02:55:49 am »
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?


Thank god I'm surrounded by wood to knock on.


Though, perhaps the Supreme Banishing Ritual of the Open Bar is what did it.

Nope.  It's just lurking.  Why the hell do you think LMNO has been hiding in his Fortress of Work?  He KNOWS.

Well, on the bright side 2 down, 26 to go.


Wait. Shit. It's a leap year....
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2012, 02:57:06 am »
It's February, and nothing really awful has happened!

WHAT CAN GO WRONG?


Thank god I'm surrounded by wood to knock on.


Though, perhaps the Supreme Banishing Ritual of the Open Bar is what did it.

Nope.  It's just lurking.  Why the hell do you think LMNO has been hiding in his Fortress of Work?  He KNOWS.

Well, on the bright side 2 down, 26 to go.


Wait. Shit. It's a leap year....

So the last day is going to be as bad as 4 days.
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2012, 03:09:12 am »
over the weekend, I had a wisdom tooth start coming in. 

With rent due and 300 in the bank.

Fucking February.

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Re: HEY!
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 03:22:14 am »
Don't stress it unless it actually becomes a problem. I had room for all of mine, as did many other people I know. I think the whole "getting your wisdom teeth pulled is mandatory" thing is kind of a scam, though there are undoubtedly people who actually do need it done.
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 03:26:28 am »
Yeah.  The pain passed almost entirely today and when I skipped my consultation the dentist herself actually called back to leave a long message in a very serious, "you'll regret this!" tone, that the pain will come back.  But she sounded angry, so it seemed odd.

They are all coming in perfectly sideways though, and my teeth aren't spaced out at all.  If they push much further in, they're out.

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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 03:29:26 am »
I didn't get mine pulled until one of them was impacted (circa 2005? 2006?) And then I had all of them out in a go. When they need to come out, you'll wake up knowing when your gums are swollen and you start talking funny. So, assuming it was 05, I had my wisdom teeth for about 6 years before they became a problem.
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« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2012, 03:38:23 am »
I don't even remember when I got them.  I have such a bloody hard time remembering things that happened before I was properly self aware.

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Re: HEY!
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 08:55:50 am »
My dad's birthday is today. I don't know whether he still has his wisdom teeth.
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2012, 09:12:02 am »
My uncle died on February first.
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2012, 09:13:29 am »
The girl who until recently was my girlfriend's birthday was yesterday. My brother's birthday is on the 26th.  :horrormirth:
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Re: HEY!
« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2012, 10:30:27 am »
February has already gotten off to a blinding start. Eric Soares - the guy who singlehandedly invented big water sea kayaking got an aneurysm and died on wednesday.

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