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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 04, 2012, 12:57:36 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#60
February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM


I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.

IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL.  THERE WAS NO COMBAT.  FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:

It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand.  Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#61
February 08, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM


I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.

IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL.  THERE WAS NO COMBAT.  FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:

It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand.  Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.

Yeah, you might lose a toe. Perhaps Possibly an eye.

The Good Reverend Roger

#62
February 08, 2012, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM


I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.

IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL.  THERE WAS NO COMBAT.  FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:

It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand.  Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.

Yeah, you might lose a toe. Perhaps Possibly an eye.

I need those things.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#63
February 08, 2012, 01:38:12 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:32:17 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:29:06 AM


I bested it in single combat.  It was mine to eat.

IT WAS SLEEPING ON THE WALL.  THERE WAS NO COMBAT.  FUCKING DrUGGED UP HIPPiE! :argh!:

It was vicious and dangerous, and I shudder to think of what might have happened if I didn't have an empty Evan Williams bottle close at hand.  Those fuckers may be tiny, but they're KILLERS.

Yeah, you might lose a toe. Perhaps Possibly an eye.

I need those things.
Pish posh!  You could wear a peg toe and eye patch to work and tell your boss you're a pirate.

Cramulus

#64
February 08, 2012, 01:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

you're skipping over the party where you have no control over when or where you jizz. It just comes out, and it pleases you. And one day those poor people will have their revenge.

The Good Reverend Roger

#65
February 08, 2012, 01:48:58 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:09:42 AM
I will jizz wherever I please.  That's the advantage of being old.  You do that, and everyone's all "aw, how cute", whereas if YOU did it, they'd lock your pervert ass up.

you're skipping over the party where you have no control over when or where you jizz.

You say that like it's a BAD thing.

Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:48:08 AM
It just comes out, and it pleases you. And one day those poor people will have their revenge.

By then I'll be dead.  What are they gonna do THEN, smart guy?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#66
February 08, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
I'm setting up an ebay page. The Free Market demands it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#67
February 08, 2012, 01:52:00 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:50:39 AM
I'm setting up an ebay page. The Free Market demands it.

Okay, but my appendix is spoken for, by a disadvantaged young man in Brazil, who is a perfect match, genetically.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#68
February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

The Good Reverend Roger

#69
February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#70
February 08, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!

You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"? 

Methinks he doth protest too much...

The Good Reverend Roger

#71
February 08, 2012, 01:58:51 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!

You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"? 

Methinks he doth protest too much...

HE WANTS MY PANCREAS!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#72
February 08, 2012, 01:59:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:58:51 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 08, 2012, 01:55:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:54:54 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 01:53:54 AM
FUCK OFF, HE CAN BID LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

He needs that appendix, you MONSTER!

You know how Cram is all "I HAET THOSE DAMN SUGAR SUCKERS"? 

Methinks he doth protest too much...

HE WANTS MY PANCREAS!

Yes.  I'm afraid he does.  :(

Cramulus

#73
February 08, 2012, 02:01:16 AM
it's not me, I swear.
I got this one guy, he needs your pancreas
and I kind of uhhhhh owe him one

but now that I think about it, fuck him anyway

Freeky

#74
February 08, 2012, 02:02:28 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 02:01:16 AM
it's not me, I swear.
I got this one guy, he needs your pancreas
and I kind of uhhhhh owe him one

but now that I think about it, fuck him anyway

Is his name Wimplard Bromley? 
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