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HEY BITCHES!!!!

Started by Don Coyote, February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 AM

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Don Coyote

I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING TOMAHAWK!!!!!!
YOU BITCHES WERE UNAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What the fuck do I do with it?

I'm thinking it needs a hat and mustache. If a tomahawk could talk, what kind of voice would it have? What would it talk about.

Phox

Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 03:14:10 AM
I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I ACTUALLY HAD A FUCKING TOMAHAWK!!!!!!
YOU BITCHES WERE UNAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


What the fuck do I do with it?

I'm thinking it needs a hat and mustache. If a tomahawk could talk, what kind of voice would it have? What would it talk about.
It would have a voice like David Hyde Pierce, and it would talk about the magnificence of the redwood forests. Incessantly so. Tomahawks are fucking douchebags.