Attention, you snotty little lurking bastards:

[Luna]

On the plus side, I have a date tomorrow.

I swear to all that might even pretend to be holy, I don't remember how to do this shit.   

It's like riding a bicycle, only there's 3 angry mountain gorillas fighting in the basket.

You'll be FINE.

Yeah...  I think I'll be fine...

I may fuck it up royally...  HE may fuck it up royally...  But...  Maybe not. 

And...  weird, but I'm kind of enjoying the butterflies doing the tango in my stomach.  I'm thinking it may be a good sign.

[Doktor Howl]

On the plus side, I have a date tomorrow.

I swear to all that might even pretend to be holy, I don't remember how to do this shit.   

It's like riding a bicycle, only there's 3 angry mountain gorillas fighting in the basket.

You'll be FINE.

Yeah...  I think I'll be fine...

I may fuck it up royally...  HE may fuck it up royally...  But...  Maybe not. 

And...  weird, but I'm kind of enjoying the butterflies doing the tango in my stomach.  I'm thinking it may be a good sign.

What's the worst that could happen?  Try not to fart at dinner.

Save THAT for the movie.

[Luna]

On the plus side, I have a date tomorrow.

I swear to all that might even pretend to be holy, I don't remember how to do this shit.   

It's like riding a bicycle, only there's 3 angry mountain gorillas fighting in the basket.

You'll be FINE.

Yeah...  I think I'll be fine...

I may fuck it up royally...  HE may fuck it up royally...  But...  Maybe not. 

And...  weird, but I'm kind of enjoying the butterflies doing the tango in my stomach.  I'm thinking it may be a good sign.

What's the worst that could happen?  Try not to fart at dinner.

Save THAT for the movie.

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

There, we may have a problem.  Providence isn't what you'd call a "big" city, not really...  I'm in a part of the city that has a lot of college students, but most of 'em are currently batshit psycho due to finals week.  Call that a 50/50 chance.

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

There, we may have a problem.  Providence isn't what you'd call a "big" city, not really...  I'm in a part of the city that has a lot of college students, but most of 'em are currently batshit psycho due to finals week.  Call that a 50/50 chance.

Hmmm.

How good of a sport is he?  Think he'd bite down on a stick if ya asked him?

Dok,
The Doctor Ruth of PD.

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

There, we may have a problem.  Providence isn't what you'd call a "big" city, not really...  I'm in a part of the city that has a lot of college students, but most of 'em are currently batshit psycho due to finals week.  Call that a 50/50 chance.

Hmmm.

How good of a sport is he?  Think he'd bite down on a stick if ya asked him?

Dok,
The Doctor Ruth of PD.

Well, shit, I don't know, yet... 

But, hey, can I at least test drive him before we break him?

[Doktor Howl]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

There, we may have a problem.  Providence isn't what you'd call a "big" city, not really...  I'm in a part of the city that has a lot of college students, but most of 'em are currently batshit psycho due to finals week.  Call that a 50/50 chance.

Hmmm.

How good of a sport is he?  Think he'd bite down on a stick if ya asked him?

Dok,
The Doctor Ruth of PD.

Well, shit, I don't know, yet... 

But, hey, can I at least test drive him before we break him?

Well, yeah, but you don't want to wait too long.

He might have all the wrong values.

[Luna]

I refuse to dwell (any more) on the bad stuff that could happen.  (And am NOT having those baked beans on the shelf for dinner, tonight.) 

We're going to have an awesome time.

If the first date works out, we'll give him The Roger Test.

I'm afraid to ask...

What's The Roger Test?

That's where we find out just how serious he is about Saturday Night.

You have a 2 gallon pot?  And can you borrow that boxing glove on a stick that Richter had?

  I have a 2 gallon pot...  And Richer might loan me the glove on a stick that Richter had, he does still have it...

But the second date might be a LITTLE early for that sort of thing, maybe...

Well, that's why you don't tell him about it until it's too late.

Trust me, I'm a Doktor.

Is there a pet store nearby?

    Um...  Yes?

OH, OUTSTANDING.

Your neighbors don't tend to call the cops over strange noises, right?  Big city and all?

There, we may have a problem.  Providence isn't what you'd call a "big" city, not really...  I'm in a part of the city that has a lot of college students, but most of 'em are currently batshit psycho due to finals week.  Call that a 50/50 chance.

Hmmm.

How good of a sport is he?  Think he'd bite down on a stick if ya asked him?

Dok,
The Doctor Ruth of PD.

Well, shit, I don't know, yet... 

But, hey, can I at least test drive him before we break him?

Well, yeah, but you don't want to wait too long.

He might have all the wrong values.

He might...  But, he asked me out, which says that, at the very least, he has excellent taste in women.