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Started by Don Coyote, February 08, 2012, 01:34:21 AM

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Don Coyote

#15
February 08, 2012, 02:18:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:13:49 AM
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER


Hey.

Remember what happened to Dr James Semaj.

There is, and never has been, such a person. Stop making up people or...OH FUCK NO NOT THE PIPES AND......cheese? THEY ARE DOING THINGS WITH THE CHEESE AND MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nephew Twiddleton

#16
February 08, 2012, 02:19:58 AM
Hmmm. Point. But she opted to become a secret agent.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
February 08, 2012, 02:21:30 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:19:58 AM
Hmmm. Point. But she opted to become a secret agent.

I worry about that young man.  I shall write him a snail mail.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
February 08, 2012, 02:24:18 AM
Yeah. He just up and disappeared.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#19
February 08, 2012, 02:40:51 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on February 08, 2012, 02:16:34 AM
The boyfriend's cat leaves little turdlets all over the house and it isn't even her fault because she's a Maine Coon so they stick to her fur - but her tail is dead so she can't feel 'em. It's sort of dangerous to walk around the house barefoot. Especially if you're the first one awake.
:vom:

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
February 08, 2012, 02:42:37 AM
Cram if you dont like cats whys it youre always calling people them?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
February 08, 2012, 02:43:29 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:42:37 AM
Cram if you dont like cats whys it youre always calling people them?

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, CATS, BACK IN THE DAY IT'S LIKE CATS CATS CATS
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#22
February 08, 2012, 02:48:45 AM
oh I love cats, I just like yelling even more.

fuck you guys, here are 100 pictures of my cat

Don Coyote

#23
February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.

FLY YOU FOOLS.

FLY YOU FOOLS

FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freeky

#24
February 08, 2012, 02:51:58 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 08, 2012, 02:48:45 AM
oh I love cats, I just like yelling even more.

fuck you guys, here are 100 pictures of my cat



AHHH BLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO OOS A PWITTY KITTY

Triple Zero

#25
February 09, 2012, 05:42:02 PM
That's Cram's cat's magical superpower. She has that effect on people. It's the goddamn cutest cat on the planet, it's like she's a military experiment or something.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Juana

#26
February 09, 2012, 11:45:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 02:16:59 AM
Quote from: Billy the Twid on February 08, 2012, 02:13:49 AM
THAT MAY BE SO BUT IT GIVES SOMEONE FOR SECRET AGENT GARBO TO GO AFTER


Hey.

Remember what happened to Dr James Semaj.
That, that was an accident. If he hadn't tried to run away.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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#27
February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.

FLY YOU FOOLS.

FLY YOU FOOLS

FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?

Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Triple Zero

#28
February 10, 2012, 11:57:46 AM
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?

There was a very disturbing cartoon posted on this board a bunch of years back that had something like that ... it was the thing that made me decide I had enough of that shock crap even if it's not real why'd I want to put such filth in my head--anyway it involved the phrase "Mom, I'm going to give you a gut-fucking." (see that's what I mean, five years later, and why do I remember this!!)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Don Coyote

#29
February 10, 2012, 06:14:45 PM
Quote from: Net on February 10, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 08, 2012, 02:49:15 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO





IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



QUICKLY!! EVERYONE ACT UNNATURAL. MAYBE THEY WILL IGNORE UUSSSSSSSSSS...OH FUCK IT'S GOT MY LEG.

FLY YOU FOOLS.

FLY YOU FOOLS

FUCKING HELL GUYS GET THE FUCK OUT HERE WHILE THEY ARE BUSY.....MY FUCKING PANCREASES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you mind if I borrow one of your fucking pancreases on my way out?

Also, how do you fuck a pancreas?

ASK CRAM!!!!!!!
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