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How to take XXX pictures of your friend engaged in sexual congress

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February 08, 2012, 10:49:31 AM
So I want to take photographs of a very cute girl fucking my best friend.

What do? Help me get away with this PD.
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#1
February 08, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
Quote from: Net on February 08, 2012, 10:49:31 AM
So I want to take photographs of a very cute girl fucking my best friend.

What do? Help me get away with this PD.

Ask her.

If she says no, ask your best friend to find a different really cute girl.
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February 08, 2012, 11:09:34 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 08, 2012, 11:04:28 AM
Quote from: Net on February 08, 2012, 10:49:31 AM
So I want to take photographs of a very cute girl fucking my best friend.

What do? Help me get away with this PD.

Ask her.

If she says no, ask your best friend to find a different really cute girl.

Oh, also ask him.

And finally:

I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

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February 08, 2012, 11:28:01 AM
If they won't cooperate, you can always ask your local deranged taxidermist to set up the scene.
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#4
February 08, 2012, 12:00:15 PM
Begin hormone therapy.

Have operation.

Get more cute.

Fuck best friend.

Take self portrait.

Post results to PD for WOMPing purposes.
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#5
February 08, 2012, 01:03:46 PM
Quote from: Net on February 08, 2012, 10:49:31 AM
So I want to take photographs of a very cute girl fucking my best friend.

What do? Help me get away with this PD.


I really, really hope your account has been hacked.  Because the way you phrased that ("help me get away with this") is really fucking creepy.

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February 08, 2012, 01:22:45 PM
Quote from: Net on February 08, 2012, 10:49:31 AM
So I want to take photographs of a very cute girl fucking my best friend.

What do? Help me get away with this PD.

If you have to "get away with it", you probably shouldn't do it in the first place.

And I 2nd LMNO, the way that's phrased IS really creepy.
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#7
February 08, 2012, 01:45:39 PM
This is fucked.
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February 08, 2012, 01:48:12 PM
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February 08, 2012, 01:48:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2012, 01:45:39 PM
This is fucked.

So, apparently, is his friend.



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#10
February 08, 2012, 01:51:49 PM
Devil's advocate:

You know what? I can't even devil's advocate this one, because of the phrasing.  If he had two friends, both of whom were exhibitionists (or at least nice enough to give Net some home-grown wank material), and consented to fuck while being photographed, then he wouldn't have asked us how to make it happen.

Every time I try to think of a scenario that would lead to him posting the OP, I end up with "non-consentual".

Which is so very not OK.

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#11
February 08, 2012, 02:06:28 PM
I just assume he was setting up a joke.


But, yeah. If real, horrible phrasing.
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#12
February 08, 2012, 02:13:40 PM
I agree with LMNO that this request is kind of weird.  I'm giving the benefit of the doubt that this is just a weird PD zany LOL-joke.  But if serious, I don't get it.  What's the end game?  To get it on the internet?  I mean, the internet is awash with that stuff.  It's not like it's going to get any special notice compared to anything else.  Or is this for your personal use? 

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#13
February 08, 2012, 02:31:49 PM
There's also the issue - why would anyone even have to ask a question like this? Even the most technically retarded person in the world (which Net is not) would know - you hide a spycam, you capture the stream, you go home and fap.

This question is wrong on many levels (not just the creepy ones)

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#14
February 08, 2012, 03:42:44 PM
Uhhh

this has GOT to either be a setup for a joke, or someone hacked Net's account. This is super fucked-up and not like anything Net would be cool with. Plus there was that weird-ass post in Navkat's thread, so I'm thinking someone else is trying to make Net look like a jackass.
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