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Started by Triple Zero, February 10, 2012, 01:23:41 PM

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Triple Zero

Me too. I think I'll use that.

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Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
Hm I also like the last suggestion :lol:

and RWHN it kind of needs to be one word, though.

"ONEWORD"
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Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
I always name mine after Greek, Mesopotamian, and Egyptian gods and goddesses.

My last computer was Tiamat, this one is Ra, the one before was Inanna...

Mine is OHHHHHHGODDAMMITBLUESCREENOFDEATHAGAIN?I'LLKILLYOUYOUCHEAPPIECEOFSHIT!
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Payne's last computer was called Ghetto Shrine. All of my computers that had names are called Florence, this one is Florence II. Actually my Mum named Florence the original, after the city. I thought it had something to do with the Magic Roundabout. I'm kinda unoriginal like that.

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Quote from: Iptuous on February 10, 2012, 02:58:03 PM
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Niiice :D AIRPORT SECURITY is also a good one. Especially if I want to make sure that I don't accidentally set foot in your country, ever again!

Showermonitor is also really good :lol:

Quote from: RWHN on February 10, 2012, 03:04:11 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 01:41:27 PM
Hm I also like the last suggestion :lol:

and RWHN it kind of needs to be one word, though.

"ONEWORD"

Thankyou!

Quote from: navkat on February 10, 2012, 03:26:08 PM
I always name mine after Greek, Mesopotamian, and Egyptian gods and goddesses.

My last computer was Tiamat, this one is Ra, the one before was Inanna...

Yeah.. except ALL the geeks I know from either computer sciences college or odd coding jobs, did that. Failing that, LotR/Silmarillion characters (the more obscure the better).

Can't do. Otherwise I might have even gone with Colossus.

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 10, 2012, 03:26:52 PM
404ERROR

NETBOOK NOT FOUND

I might consider renaming it to some out-of-place computer message, just for the confusion of it. Would be "404 Not Found" though, for exactness.

Or name the device "LOCALHOST" or "SYSTEM" and you can connect to any network and nobody will suspect a thing!!
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Quote from: Nigel on February 10, 2012, 03:53:24 PM
I have no idea what my computer is called anymore. Yummy Finger, maybe, or Pickle Meat.

I love you so hard. The thing is: I sorta understand where your head was at when you came up with those.