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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 10, 2012, 08:38:18 PM

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Triple Zero

#15
February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#16
February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#17
February 11, 2012, 12:03:09 AM
Oh damn!
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Triple Zero

#18
February 11, 2012, 12:12:46 AM
What, the one about the religious dude and masturbation??? OMG!! :lulz:

(also good thing, could've been worse. well, not for him, as you're probably going to have some hideous fun revenge on him)
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
February 11, 2012, 12:15:38 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:12:46 AM
What, the one about the religious dude and masturbation??? OMG!! :lulz:

(also good thing, could've been worse. well, not for him, as you're probably going to have some hideous fun revenge on him)

Actually, we're debating a Jihaad against the engineering department.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Triple Zero

#20
February 11, 2012, 12:18:13 AM
Even better. That way jihad the best of both worlds.
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Richter

#21
February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
February 11, 2012, 12:22:31 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 11, 2012, 12:18:13 AM
Even better. That way jihad the best of both worlds.

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 11, 2012, 12:23:49 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.

You need to cultivate a friendship or two among the neckbeards.  Then they let you do anything you like.

YOU HEAR THAT, GRAND ELECTRON POOBAH (I know you're reading this)?  YOU ARE A FILTHY BEARDO, AND YOUR GASTRONOMIC HISTORY IS RECORDED ON YOUR SHIRT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#24
February 11, 2012, 12:28:33 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:21:33 AM
Lucky.  Our IT guys have decided I'm a practicioner of black juju from my assorment of skull-items and Squid's shoggoth painting, and shut down most sites I favor. 
Paizo SRD lsot this week.  I'ma get me fetish on and shrink some heads.

Get a smart phone, cruise web from there, IT guys out of the loop.  Though it eats the phone battery like you wouldn't believe.
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Richter

#25
February 11, 2012, 12:33:39 AM
Smartfone:  Maybe.  I'd have to be sly on the use.

Cultivate IT: Iffy.  The laws get tighter than a clam's asshole about security and compliance whenever money passing business gets involved.  Asking for an exception in nannywall has an above average chance of summoning the inquisition.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Don Coyote

#26
February 11, 2012, 12:45:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

FUCKING LOL!!!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
February 11, 2012, 12:46:43 AM
Quote from: Richter on February 11, 2012, 12:33:39 AM
Smartfone:  Maybe.  I'd have to be sly on the use.

Cultivate IT: Iffy.  The laws get tighter than a clam's asshole about security and compliance whenever money passing business gets involved.  Asking for an exception in nannywall has an above average chance of summoning the inquisition.

Yeah, but you can probably have them approve individual websites, so long as there's no chance of monkey business.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#29
February 11, 2012, 01:17:12 AM
Quote from: Nigel on February 11, 2012, 01:13:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 11, 2012, 12:02:05 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 10, 2012, 10:52:23 PM
I might have read about that, but if I did I couldn't place it into context and seem to have forgotten about it, link?

No clue where that link is.

ALSO:  HE IS THE GUY WHO'S BEEN FUCKING SENDING ME THE PSYCHO EMAILS!   :lulz:

His comment:  "Owned!"

YOU ARE SHITTING ME!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: OK, he's fucking AWESOME!

Unfortunately, he also says he's never going to actually reg, because "he can't speak mortal".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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