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Started by Oracle_De_Atlantis, February 11, 2012, 05:17:51 AM

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Golden Applesauce

#15
February 12, 2012, 06:56:37 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?

As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JumpingTheShark

Enjoy!
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

Oracle_De_Atlantis

#16
February 12, 2012, 07:04:52 AM
Quote from: Telarus on February 12, 2012, 06:36:25 AM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 12, 2012, 06:32:49 AM
No one comes to a forum like this to whine about his girlfriend. As for "jumping the shark," I guess that means I'm a big Tuna?

As for being a "troll," I thought this was troll heaven.


"This Book is a Mirror. When a Monkey looks in, no Wise Man looks out." -Principia Discordia
Clever is all I've seen so far, although comedy counts for something. Clever + Comedy = Discordia, which is why I was cheered initially. Throw in a little philosophy and I guess that you have your principle someplace?

Megalodon ate whales, but he's also extinct.

As for the Planet of the Apes, I've already resigned myself to this, especially if there is any discord among the well equipped. Which  means no more good whores.

Some things which you think are purely accidental, sometimes are not.

The birth canal lies between those two artificial legs, better known as the Virginia Maryland.

Golden Applesauce

#17
February 12, 2012, 07:10:53 AM
Cleverness, by itself, doesn't count for much here.  (Comedy does, if you're genuinely funny, but it's hard to know the audience enough as a new poster.)

Actually, so many new posters try to distinguish themselves by being clever that it doesn't really work at all.  You have much better odds if your first post is a good sandwich or mixed drink recipe than a troll thread or an deeply thought out essay.
Q: How regularly do you hire 8th graders?
A: We have hired a number of FORMER 8th graders.

DECI4

#18
February 12, 2012, 09:18:09 AM
Welcome to our treasured forum Oracle! Why don't you make a post in the introductions thread? Tell us a little about yourself, your family, everybody.......
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:
My-my-my-my music hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet
It feels good when you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

I told you homeboy u can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know u can't touch this
Look in my eyes man u can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics u can't touch this Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so pull on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch

Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man u can't touch this
:hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer::hammer:

http://i.imgur.com/EiZZK.jpg

East Coast Hustle

#19
February 12, 2012, 11:29:54 AM
I thought it was a decent troll thread. A clever mix of biting commentary on DERPI4's weaksauce and some not-overly-obvious inflammatory remarks thrown in.

Not the best, but not terrible. The East German judge gives it 7.5/10.

Welcome to PD, O de A.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Faust

#20
February 12, 2012, 11:47:19 AM
I found him funny and that's the most important thing for me at the end of the day.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Oracle_De_Atlantis

#21
February 13, 2012, 10:25:02 AM Last Edit: February 13, 2012, 10:33:08 AM by Oracle_De_Atlantis
I'll close out of this thread, and see if the sharks follow me over to introductions, where I'll say nothing that reveals anything about my trolling intentions.

I think the smart pagans will find more than clever comedy in some of my posts.
Some things which you think are purely accidental, sometimes are not.

The birth canal lies between those two artificial legs, better known as the Virginia Maryland.

East Coast Hustle

#22
February 13, 2012, 01:16:44 PM
Quote from: Oracle_De_Atlantis on February 13, 2012, 10:25:02 AMsmart pagans

you know that's an oxymoron, right? :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
February 13, 2012, 01:45:11 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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