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WHAT THE FUCKING SHITBLISTER IS THIS CRAP?!?

Started by East Coast Hustle, February 12, 2012, 01:18:08 AM

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P3nT4gR4m

#15
February 13, 2012, 08:44:49 AM
Yeah, well done / congrats .. etc

Don't know how I'd have coped with losing Whitney and ECH in one weekend  :eek:

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#16
February 13, 2012, 01:49:07 PM
Glad to see you're alive, ECH.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#17
February 13, 2012, 05:36:29 PM
You wouldn't know it by looking at my cabin. I got a little tipsy last night and somehow managed to basically circumcise one of the fingers on my right hand in my sleep. Woke up this morning and my cabin looks like a horror movie. There is literally blood everywhere. I'm actually waiting until we go back out to sea to dump the sheets and pillowcases overboard because if I toss them in the dumpster here I'm pretty sure it will cause a homicide investigation.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#18
February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
You can't remember how you circumcised your finger?







Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."

East Coast Hustle

#19
February 13, 2012, 05:41:10 PM
 :crankey:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
February 13, 2012, 05:42:48 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."

:crankey:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#21
February 13, 2012, 05:43:44 PM
:asshat:

Luna

#22
February 13, 2012, 06:23:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 13, 2012, 05:39:29 PM
You can't remember how you circumcised your finger?







Well, you know what they say, "ignorance is bris."

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