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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by AFK, February 14, 2012, 07:01:20 PM

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February 14, 2012, 07:01:20 PM
Because of that incident, of which I am unable to discuss due to the gag order, I hereby give up my title as Reverend. 

I do apologize for any inconveniences this may be causing and here's hoping that all of the hair restorative procedures are successful.

Best regards,
What's-His-Name? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cainad (dec.)

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February 16, 2012, 02:46:25 PM
Oh sure, he's giving up the Reverend schtick to "spend more time with the family."

Stick a fork in him; he's an omelette.


Cainad,
Might need to eat breakfast before posting from now on

AFK

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February 16, 2012, 04:55:14 PM
Actually, that is true. 

We are going to see if we can't bring back the traveling family vaudeville act. 

My kids are going to do the slapstick.
I'll do the song and dance numbers.
My wife will be the straight man. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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