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Cainad for President 2012

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 13, 2012, 06:50:10 PM

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Luna

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February 14, 2012, 01:28:59 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:19:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 10:46:54 PM
Piss jugs, flying, hazards in the making.  You will punish the people responsible.

*ahem*

If I might suggest...

Inverted suspension in a vat of the... appropriate... fluids.

Ten minutes for a first offense, figure they might be able to twist up enough to not drown THAT long.  Add ten minutes per offense.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Cainad (dec.)

#31
February 14, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:27:49 AM
They're fucking KILLERS!  That fucker Mourning Star whipped one out the window over the Craycroft exit and killed a world war II vet who was going into the diner at the Triple T truck stop.  The bastard laughed all the way back to Albany.

Dear god.

Is there any evidence that The Terrorists have access to this kind of weaponry?

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
February 14, 2012, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:27:49 AM
They're fucking KILLERS!  That fucker Mourning Star whipped one out the window over the Craycroft exit and killed a world war II vet who was going into the diner at the Triple T truck stop.  The bastard laughed all the way back to Albany.

Dear god.

Is there any evidence that The Terrorists have access to this kind of weaponry?

"Mourning Star".

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#33
February 14, 2012, 01:34:05 AM
I'd like to submit my name for PR guy. I will do my best to say as little as possible in as many words as possible.
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Cainad (dec.)

#34
February 14, 2012, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:27:49 AM
They're fucking KILLERS!  That fucker Mourning Star whipped one out the window over the Craycroft exit and killed a world war II vet who was going into the diner at the Triple T truck stop.  The bastard laughed all the way back to Albany.

Dear god.

Is there any evidence that The Terrorists have access to this kind of weaponry?

"Mourning Star".

Good point. I'll have him nominated for an award or something immediately.


Quote from: Epimetheus on February 14, 2012, 01:34:05 AM
I'd like to submit my name for PR guy. I will do my best to say as little as possible in as many words as possible.

Your mission: to attend a different bar every night, and namedrop me constantly while making unwanted conversation.

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
February 14, 2012, 01:38:23 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2012, 01:37:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:30:31 AM
Quote from: Cainad on February 14, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:27:49 AM
They're fucking KILLERS!  That fucker Mourning Star whipped one out the window over the Craycroft exit and killed a world war II vet who was going into the diner at the Triple T truck stop.  The bastard laughed all the way back to Albany.

Dear god.

Is there any evidence that The Terrorists have access to this kind of weaponry?

"Mourning Star".

Good point. I'll have him nominated for an award or something immediately.


How about the coveted "Your skies are dark with drones" award, which has for the last ten years been dominated by Pakistani competitors?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Epimetheus

#36
February 14, 2012, 04:27:53 AM
Mr. Cainad sir! Rumors abound among the masses about the plan to amend the Second Amendment to the right to bear iron claws. Have you decided which angle we're going to take with that?
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Triple Zero

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February 14, 2012, 01:20:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:19:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 13, 2012, 10:46:54 PM
Piss jugs, flying, hazards in the making.  You will punish the people responsible.

*ahem*

How about if we change the material to some kind of cellulose/starch-based water-soluble material?

This way, we can still sell and tax them, they can still buy them, but when they use them they'll just end up pissing themselves, holding some shreds of gooey pudding gel.

Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 14, 2012, 04:27:53 AM
Mr. Cainad sir! Rumors abound among the masses about the plan to amend the Second Amendment to the right to bear iron claws. Have you decided which angle we're going to take with that?

Call it the "Awesome Tax".
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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Cainad (dec.)

#38
February 15, 2012, 04:58:18 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:38:23 AM
How about the coveted "Your skies are dark with drones" award, which has for the last ten years been dominated by Pakistani competitors?

I'll consider it, but first I need to know how much he contributed to our pet legislators in the past election cycle. If we let ourselves play fast and loose with these standards, the public will lose confidence.


Quote from: Perineal Sponge on February 14, 2012, 04:27:53 AM
Mr. Cainad sir! Rumors abound among the masses about the plan to amend the Second Amendment to the right to bear iron claws. Have you decided which angle we're going to take with that?

I was thinking about (2/3)pi radians, does that seem reasonable? Or should we stick with degrees?

Also, we should probably make sure these iron claws are issued to children and anyone else deemed to be impressionable. They need to be able to quickly and decisively defend themselves from terrorist recruiters.
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