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Kicked Out of Yet Another Psychic Meetup. I Feel Unloved.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 13, 2012, 07:13:20 PM

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Triple Zero

#30
February 13, 2012, 09:05:37 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on February 13, 2012, 07:56:10 PM
the psychic fair has Celebrity Sex Psychics??! THAT'S MY DREAM JOB! MAYBE I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP!

            did you check her site?

...

VAGINAL EXORCISM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#31
February 14, 2012, 12:45:30 AM
http://www.belindabentley.com/

OH GOD SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#32
February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
February 14, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.

:tyra:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#34
February 14, 2012, 01:01:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.

:tyra:
I can only assume that is the face you make when you frost their chrystals.
:pope:
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
February 14, 2012, 01:03:25 AM
You disappoint me so, Wolfgang.  You are the end product of 2 million years of simian evolution, and the best you could manage was a jimmy joke?  Fer Chrissakes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#36
February 14, 2012, 01:04:04 AM
And a ten yard penalty for misusing the pope emoticon.

First down for the offense.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Wolfgang Absolutus

#37
February 14, 2012, 01:08:20 AM
Give me another 2 million years and I'll have something more highbrow. Also I don't understand anything about football so I can only assume that I did good.
Thinking and Breathing are my main occupations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
February 14, 2012, 01:12:01 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:08:20 AM
Give me another 2 million years and I'll have something more highbrow. Also I don't understand anything about football so I can only assume that I did good.

Nope, you penaltied yourself into your own end zone for a 2 pt safety for the other team.

Also, you can't understand America if you don't understand football.  You don't have to LIKE it, of course, but you have to at least have a bare understanding of the basic concepts.

1.  Never bet like a fan.
2.  Penalties are bad.
3.  Never make side bets, as individual plays can't be calculated in advance.
4.  If you don't win at least 2/3rds of your bets, find another hobby.
5.  Never bet with anyone whose first name is a city (aka Detroit Smith), or has a middle name listed in quotes in the newspaper (aka Jimmy "the Nose" Catalano).

Also, I am NOT waiting 2 million years for basic intelligence.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#39
February 14, 2012, 01:21:31 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 01:01:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 12:54:39 AM
Quote from: Wolfgang Absolutus on February 14, 2012, 12:52:35 AM
You should have pulled your dick out. Maybe they would have been able to empathize with its plight while simultaneously witnessing your true psychic beauty.

:tyra:
I can only assume that is the face you make when you frost their chrystals.
:pope:

How is his "O face" inexplicable magic? 

Tard.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
February 14, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
Thread over.

Slain by a dumbass.

TGRR,
Was wrong about this guy, and admits it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#41
February 14, 2012, 01:26:36 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2012, 01:22:27 AM
Thread over.

Slain by a dumbass.

TGRR,
Was wrong about this guy, and admits it.

Hrm.  Hadn't gotten here, yet, I spoke too soon.
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Freeky

#42
February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes.  That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that we have fair warning, because they inevitably get proven again and again.

I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.

Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
February 14, 2012, 01:29:29 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 14, 2012, 01:28:09 AM
Even Holy Men make mistakes.  That's why we have sayings like "Any guy with "Wolf" in his name is going to be a complete shitneck," so that they inevitably get proven again and again.

I think "and/or idiot" needs to get added on, because they don't seem to be very smart.

Coyote is an exception because I don't think his logon name has "wolf" in it, even when his screen name does.

I was operating under the idea that his name might actually be Wolfgang.  I am shamed, and the rule has been proven true yet again.

And Coyote gets a pass because of Welsh.  He can't help being the way he is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#44
February 14, 2012, 01:40:42 AM
Heh. Yeah guess i shoulda read the other threads first.
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