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The Perfect 2012 Apple Talk Thread

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 14, 2012, 05:09:25 PM

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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#60
February 15, 2012, 05:42:16 AM
LULZ and MITTENS and I wish I had some PILLZHERE!

Wait . . . magic thread? I must investigate this.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Scribbly

#61
February 15, 2012, 08:42:54 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS POKING ME? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT THIS TIME, HUH? HUH?!

THAT'S IT, I'M GONE.

:flounce:
I had an existential crisis and all I got was this stupid gender.

AFK

#62
February 15, 2012, 11:01:11 AM
Quote from: navkat on February 15, 2012, 05:31:55 AM
I think we should start a pention to find out.

or  :?

I already did the pention gag.  Get your own self-referential humor!!!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#63
February 15, 2012, 08:23:33 PM
Face-raping  bats
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#64
February 15, 2012, 08:35:32 PM
Self-referential meta-gags.

Reginald Ret

#65
February 15, 2012, 11:17:50 PM
Quote from: navkat on February 14, 2012, 07:35:54 PM
Maybe if I dilute the short-acting Ritalin I have left, it'll get STRONGER. Then I can just dilute the strong stuff in some WATER to beak up the dos...O WAI...
For this you get to live about 1 month longer than most other humans alive today.
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#66
February 15, 2012, 11:25:35 PM
Attn: bip authors. Your book is food (the opposite of shit)....



....but why dont you just call me cracker to my face! Care for some taboo soup?
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