Dear Sirs and Madams

[AFK]

Because of that incident, of which I am unable to discuss due to the gag order, I hereby give up my title as Reverend. 

I do apologize for any inconveniences this may be causing and here's hoping that all of the hair restorative procedures are successful.

Best regards,
What's-His-Name? 

[Cainad (dec.)]

Oh sure, he's giving up the Reverend schtick to "spend more time with the family."

Stick a fork in him; he's an omelette.


Cainad,
Might need to eat breakfast before posting from now on

[AFK]

Actually, that is true. 

We are going to see if we can't bring back the traveling family vaudeville act. 

My kids are going to do the slapstick.
I'll do the song and dance numbers.
My wife will be the straight man.