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Started by Pope Pixie Pickle, February 15, 2012, 12:45:08 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pixie on February 16, 2012, 01:43:34 PM
Heh, My landlord just called and has offered me a viewing of a place that is £225 a month each, for 3 people. The other brilliantly located place was snapped up faster than a very fast thing. I am all made up in my suit and blue suede heels and ready to kick ass and take names.

GO GET 'EM!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Speysides are pretty nice...but how can you not like Islays?  Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Ardbeg might be a little...peaty, I'll concede, but Bunnahabhain, Bowmore and Bruichladdich are much less so.

Pope Pixie Pickle

Quote from: Cain on February 17, 2012, 07:57:49 AM
Speysides are pretty nice...but how can you not like Islays?  Laphroaig, Lagavulin and Ardbeg might be a little...peaty, I'll concede, but Bunnahabhain, Bowmore and Bruichladdich are much less so.

I said I disliked the one Islay I tried, which was Laphroaig. The southern Islays are apparently better, but I do not know them.

Pope Pixie Pickle

And it looks like we have tentatively found a house. Win.

Nephew Twiddleton

I tried laphroaig for the first time last week. I was surprised by the taste of it and peaty kinda nails it on the head. I havent decided whether i like it or dislike it (i tend to go for either irish imports or cheap nasty shit from kentucky depending on what my goal is) but i would try it again.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


P3nT4gR4m


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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

Luna

Quote from: Pixie on February 17, 2012, 05:00:23 PM
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

Awesome, Pixie!
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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LMNO

Quote from: Pixie on February 17, 2012, 05:00:23 PM
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

Do we have an emote that represents the sentiment, "THAT IS SO FUCKING WIN!" ?


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 17, 2012, 05:03:24 PM
Quote from: Pixie on February 17, 2012, 05:00:23 PM
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

Do we have an emote that represents the sentiment, "THAT IS SO FUCKING WIN!" ?

:pixie:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Rumckle

It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Pixie on February 17, 2012, 05:00:23 PM
Ok, so I walk into the place where they are holding the Open Day for the Co-Op. Apart from the interviewers, I am the sharpest dressed motherfucker in the room. I spend a good while filling out all their stuff and paperwork. I mention that I would have been along earlier in the day, I just had to go look at a house, and the guy said he was house-hunting too. I recommended he go for Gumtree and avoid letting agents if at all possible, cos they gouge you for money. The interview went very well. I wasn't flustered like yesterday, I kicked ass and took names in this one, and I reckon I have a good chance of getting some work. When he asked me about my weaknesses, I said I was maybe too chatty, but he said that's not a weakness cos it builds customer rapport. Now to go sort out a new place to live! It is a good day to be Pixie.

GO PIX GO!!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."