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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 15, 2012, 08:07:55 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#105
March 05, 2012, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
You People have the right to stare dully at television reports concerning Afghanistan.

I missed something. Now I don't know what's going on.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#106
March 05, 2012, 06:23:00 PM
My hare is a bird, you're question is irrelevant.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#107
March 05, 2012, 06:23:48 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on March 05, 2012, 06:23:00 PM
My hare is a bird, you're question is irrelevant.

Technically it was two statements.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#108
March 05, 2012, 06:24:01 PM
Quote from: An Twidsteoir on March 05, 2012, 06:21:17 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2012, 05:40:43 PM
You People have the right to stare dully at television reports concerning Afghanistan.

I missed something. Now I don't know what's going on.

You People have the right to the hard consequences, because you have no right to make the corresponding hard decisions.

Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#109
March 05, 2012, 06:31:54 PM
You People have the right to HATE those grindingly-stupid, incredibly WHITE Old Navy commercials with a passion normally reserved for taxes, murderous foreign despots, rap blaring from cars passing your house at 2 AM, and having someone else's child throw up into your shopping cart.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#110
March 07, 2012, 05:37:09 AM
Goofus takes it to the wall.

Gallant stops short of the wall so as not to leave scuff marks.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

navkat

#111
March 07, 2012, 12:29:05 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on March 07, 2012, 05:37:09 AM
Goofus takes it to the wall.

Gallant is considerate not to slap people in the chin with his nutsack.

What is WRONG with me?

East Coast Hustle

#112
March 07, 2012, 01:39:49 PM
:lulz:

Well, Navkat, that settles it. I am definitely NOT Gallant.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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