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Started by Salty, February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM

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What is the best name for a massage business ever?

P-Touch Massage (this is for my name, which is difficult for barbarians to pronounce)
2 (22.2%)
¡Mas Massage!
1 (11.1%)
I don't give a fuck.
1 (11.1%)
Mootle's Merry Man Massages
5 (55.6%)

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Salty

February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
February 16, 2012, 03:18:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.

The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#2
February 16, 2012, 03:19:47 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 16, 2012, 03:18:26 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
I consider many of you to have a refined sense of taste* and general brain savvy smartypantsness.

Which of those names do you like better? TELL ME. Add your own. Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?




*cept for BadBeast. He is a brute and a robot.

The Alaskan Grope.
Ham-Fisted Hungarian Surprise.
The County Coroner.

Ooooooh. I like it. Must use.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

LMNO

#3
February 16, 2012, 03:23:12 AM
Quote from: Alty on February 16, 2012, 03:15:58 AM
Think: if Alty had a business in which he touched many bodies, what would it sound like?


"I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Salty

#4
February 16, 2012, 03:24:18 AM
:spittake:

Srsly, all over my desk.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Juana

#5
February 16, 2012, 03:29:47 AM
:lulz: That was glorious, LMNO.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

AFK

#6
February 16, 2012, 04:50:50 PM
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother.  "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers. 

Also,

Death Grope
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#7
February 16, 2012, 05:53:46 PM
Bhad Touch
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

AFK

#8
February 16, 2012, 06:12:51 PM
"Just Relax!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
February 16, 2012, 06:42:59 PM
Quote from: What's-His-Name? on February 16, 2012, 04:50:50 PM
"P-Touch" would probably get you into a legal battle with Brother.  "P-Touch" is the name of their brand of label-makers. 

Also,

Death Grope

Aww, dammit.

I voted for P-touch so that people would get their hopes up for a happy ending and not get one.


Or maybe get more than they bargained for.  :aaa:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cramulus

#10
February 16, 2012, 07:51:27 PM
Dharma bums

[picture of a butt]

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#11
February 16, 2012, 09:27:07 PM
The Alaskan Backfat-Flapping Service Center
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#12
February 16, 2012, 09:31:49 PM
Shits-You Massage Emporium

"Ask Us About Our Complimentary Jenkem Face Peels!"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#13
February 29, 2012, 03:55:43 PM
KNEED ANYTHING
don't forget to bring your dough!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#14
February 29, 2012, 04:33:05 PM
Well, I think 000 pretty much wrapped this one up.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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