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Love Poems to my Wife

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, February 16, 2012, 05:21:58 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
October 20, 2012, 04:11:27 AM
Yeah, got my ass beat.

WOOO WOOOOOOOO!
\
:banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#31
October 20, 2012, 04:12:16 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 04:11:27 AM
Yeah, got my ass beat.

WOOO WOOOOOOOO!
\
:banana:

You're a lucky man, Rev.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#32
October 20, 2012, 04:13:24 AM
Quote from: Luna on October 20, 2012, 04:12:16 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 04:11:27 AM
Yeah, got my ass beat.

WOOO WOOOOOOOO!
\
:banana:

You're a lucky man, Rev.

Yowza!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#33
October 20, 2012, 05:26:35 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 20, 2012, 04:11:27 AM
Yeah, got my ass beat.

WOOO WOOOOOOOO!
\
:banana:

You lucky devil.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dildo Argentino

#34
October 22, 2012, 02:12:32 AM
great poems

Last of the Great Romantics

would be good title for the cycle
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#35
December 21, 2012, 05:22:59 PM
Alone in office
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
Tear-away speedo
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
December 21, 2012, 08:13:16 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 21, 2012, 05:22:59 PM
Alone in office
Wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah
Tear-away speedo

:lulz: :horrormirth: :fap: :lulz: :horrormirth: :fap:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
March 28, 2013, 06:51:12 PM
On getting dressed for work while my wife is still asleep.

Pants are on backward
My shirt is inside out too
Keep sleeping nekkid

I'm not really here
Thinking about getting home
Refinery fire today


" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#38
March 28, 2013, 07:00:23 PM
 :lulz: You're so romantic! She's a lucky woman.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
March 28, 2013, 07:01:42 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 28, 2013, 07:00:23 PM
:lulz: You're so romantic! She's a lucky woman.

It's the match made in heaven.  She likes dorks, and they don't come any dorkier than me.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nast

#40
April 03, 2013, 11:07:59 AM
Someone totally has to do a recording of reciting these to the soulful beat of bongo drums. It must be done.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

navkat

#41
April 03, 2013, 01:13:20 PM
Nix the bongos. We need to set these to Beethoven's Pathetique Sonata and package the CD with a picture of roses and lit candles on a Grand Piano. The tracklistings, of course, should be in a Palace Script MT font.

I need to find the kind of dude that writes this beautifully to me.
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