More of a complaint than a rant; it's about you.

[The Rev]

(You'd love Canada)

I prefer cactus to snow.

Those mushrooms they've got up there piss all over the cactus, so I've heard. And they've got a Queen! They're civilised.

Medical pot is legal here.

[BadBeast]

(You'd love Canada)

I prefer cactus to snow.

Those mushrooms they've got up there piss all over the cactus, so I've heard. And they've got a Queen! They're civilised.

Medical pot is legal here.

"Medical Pot" is rubbish. You should get some of that "recreational pot" all the young 'uns are catching schizofrenia off of.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But Twid beat me to it. Nice one fella.

Gotcha bitch, this is Hawk 

I shall so get you back for that! 

Yeah, you had me going, too, til I noticed your avatar.

More lulz hawk, here's your avatar:

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[BadBeast]

Bloody Twiddledum and Twiddledee! Well played those two!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Bloody Twiddledum and Twiddledee! Well played those two!

This is going to be fun

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh I get it. This is now 'Telling sexist jokes for irony time"
Yes?

Irony;

Old unfunny trying-too-hard shoop is ironic? Or is merely old unfunny trying-too-hard shoop? 

[Placid Dingo]

A blonde walks into a a bar with a rabbi and a Chinaman.

The blonde opens her sandwich and says 'bloody hell, not vegiemite again'

Rabbi whispers to the donkey. It starts laughing and nobody can tell why.

The Chinaman told the barkeeper to make him one with everything because he wanted to become the shaggiest dog in the world. He threw the sandwich out the window and says "there's too many of those in my country!"

The barman looks at the Blonde and says 'hey, fella; why the long face?'


The moral of the story;

Better Nate than Lever.

[Faust]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

Hey hey Faust, You wanna hear a good joke? Hey, you hear the one about that Irish guy right? He was drunk. Oh, oh, and that one about the Greek dude? Buttsechs. How about that Italian bloke? Fahk him ked, he's a fahkin ginzo muthafucka. Fahkin we'll breed em out of existence with our AIIIIIrish dicks. What about that Russian guy? Vodka, sure now, like, but at least they're not Pollacks, sure. They're all ovur thuh place! Sure now, you know about them Injiehns, thems all ovur the place too! Tanks to de Brits for all em for the Empoir an bringinemin here. Oh an', how about that black guy, who's floi'in the plane? What do ye call him now, loik? Oh, a fookin' poilot ye feckin' racist!

Twid,
Heard some of this shit. Sometimes (believe it or not) hates being Irish.


Hey! Hey!

[Faust]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

Hey hey Faust, You wanna hear a good joke? Hey, you hear the one about that Irish guy right? He was drunk. Oh, oh, and that one about the Greek dude? Buttsechs. How about that Italian bloke? Fahk him ked, he's a fahkin ginzo muthafucka. Fahkin we'll breed em out of existence with our AIIIIIrish dicks. What about that Russian guy? Vodka, sure now, like, but at least they're not Pollacks, sure. They're all ovur thuh place! Sure now, you know about them Injiehns, thems all ovur the place too! Tanks to de Brits for all em for the Empoir an  here. Oh an', how about that black guy, who's floi'in the plane? What do ye call him now, loik? Oh, a fookin' poilot ye feckin' racist!

Twid,
Heard some of this shit. Sometimes (believe it or not) hates being Irish.


Hey! Hey!

You get a lot of that, but the guys with the cutting wit make it all worth while.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

Hey hey Faust, You wanna hear a good joke? Hey, you hear the one about that Irish guy right? He was drunk. Oh, oh, and that one about the Greek dude? Buttsechs. How about that Italian bloke? Fahk him ked, he's a fahkin ginzo muthafucka. Fahkin we'll breed em out of existence with our AIIIIIrish dicks. What about that Russian guy? Vodka, sure now, like, but at least they're not Pollacks, sure. They're all ovur thuh place! Sure now, you know about them Injiehns, thems all ovur the place too! Tanks to de Brits for all em for the Empoir an  here. Oh an', how about that black guy, who's floi'in the plane? What do ye call him now, loik? Oh, a fookin' poilot ye feckin' racist!

Twid,
Heard some of this shit. Sometimes (believe it or not) hates being Irish.


Hey! Hey!

You get a lot of that, but the guys with the cutting wit make it all worth while.

You're a good dude, Faust.

I dunno. I think being a Bostonian sonnovanimmigrant creates a....

I've only been able to explain it thus. I am a Connemaran trapped in Boston, and I am am Bostonian trapped in Connemara. Does that make sense? If you were to ask me what I am, I would say either New Englander or Galwegian. Maybe I should start up a new thread, but what the fuck am I? Where am I? Where do I belong? You're more of a fuckin Tadhg than I am (pardon the expession). Am I Irish? Are you and I compatriots? I just don't fucking know anymore. What am I?

[Faust]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

Hey hey Faust, You wanna hear a good joke? Hey, you hear the one about that Irish guy right? He was drunk. Oh, oh, and that one about the Greek dude? Buttsechs. How about that Italian bloke? Fahk him ked, he's a fahkin ginzo muthafucka. Fahkin we'll breed em out of existence with our AIIIIIrish dicks. What about that Russian guy? Vodka, sure now, like, but at least they're not Pollacks, sure. They're all ovur thuh place! Sure now, you know about them Injiehns, thems all ovur the place too! Tanks to de Brits for all em for the Empoir an  here. Oh an', how about that black guy, who's floi'in the plane? What do ye call him now, loik? Oh, a fookin' poilot ye feckin' racist!

Twid,
Heard some of this shit. Sometimes (believe it or not) hates being Irish.


Hey! Hey!

You get a lot of that, but the guys with the cutting wit make it all worth while.

You're a good dude, Faust.

I dunno. I think being a Bostonian sonnovanimmigrant creates a....

I've only been able to explain it thus. I am a Connemaran trapped in Boston, and I am am Bostonian trapped in Connemara. Does that make sense? If you were to ask me what I am, I would say either New Englander or Galwegian. Maybe I should start up a new thread, but what the fuck am I? Where am I? Where do I belong? You're more of a fuckin Tadhg than I am (pardon the expession). Am I Irish? Are you and I compatriots? I just don't fucking know anymore. What am I?

I had a lot of that, when I was in greece they saw me as Irish, when I got to Ireland I was Greek and took a lot of shit for it. Race and heritage exist only in the mind: I never felt truly Irish and I never felt truly greek, and in their eyes I was never Irish or greek.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Race jokes, misogyny jokes, fat jokes, blond jokes, Irish jokes, rape jokes, religious jokes, scat jokes and all manner of grossout jokes are all hilarious.
The best kind of humour offends.

As my sister in law would say "grow a pair".

Hey hey Faust, You wanna hear a good joke? Hey, you hear the one about that Irish guy right? He was drunk. Oh, oh, and that one about the Greek dude? Buttsechs. How about that Italian bloke? Fahk him ked, he's a fahkin ginzo muthafucka. Fahkin we'll breed em out of existence with our AIIIIIrish dicks. What about that Russian guy? Vodka, sure now, like, but at least they're not Pollacks, sure. They're all ovur thuh place! Sure now, you know about them Injiehns, thems all ovur the place too! Tanks to de Brits for all em for the Empoir an  here. Oh an', how about that black guy, who's floi'in the plane? What do ye call him now, loik? Oh, a fookin' poilot ye feckin' racist!

Twid,
Heard some of this shit. Sometimes (believe it or not) hates being Irish.


Hey! Hey!

You get a lot of that, but the guys with the cutting wit make it all worth while.

You're a good dude, Faust.

I dunno. I think being a Bostonian sonnovanimmigrant creates a....

I've only been able to explain it thus. I am a Connemaran trapped in Boston, and I am am Bostonian trapped in Connemara. Does that make sense? If you were to ask me what I am, I would say either New Englander or Galwegian. Maybe I should start up a new thread, but what the fuck am I? Where am I? Where do I belong? You're more of a fuckin Tadhg than I am (pardon the expession). Am I Irish? Are you and I compatriots? I just don't fucking know anymore. What am I?

I had a lot of that, when I was in greece they saw me as Irish, when I got to Ireland I was Greek and took a lot of shit for it. Race and heritage exist only in the mind: I never felt truly Irish and I never felt truly greek, and in their eyes I was never Irish or greek.

Compatriots then. Two Irishmen stuck in between two countries.

Or, maybe a better way to look at it, two Irishmen with different perspectives. Both of which are not necessarily flattering to the US. :shifty eyes:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I guess one of my problems is this. I have a sense of what it is to be Irish. A pretty damn good (and sometimes, as recent personal history shows, painful) sense of what it is.

I've always hated the... I don't want to say plastic paddyism since Boston actually does have a large Irish population, but I think you know where I'm going. On the 17th, I'm going to pick up my acoustic, and play our songs. And then an hour after I am done playing, it's amateur hour. Not that I want to get hammered. Villager saw a cheesy tie in the drug store the other day. It was green and said "kiss me, I'm () Irish." she tried to goad me into buying it, admittedly for the lulz, but the first thing out of my mouth was "I take my heritage seriously"

Is that stupid? I may have the same passport at the end of the day, but my grandfather always voices disapproval by starting a sentence with "Do all Americans...?"

He cut that the fuck out after grandma's passing but even still. What the fuck am I Faust? And you're absolved of your Greekness to answer this.

Grandpa hates America. He's very complex about it. And yet, he supports the Democratic Party unequivocally.

[Faust]

I guess one of my problems is this. I have a sense of what it is to be Irish. A pretty damn good (and sometimes, as recent personal history shows, painful) sense of what it is.

I've always hated the... I don't want to say plastic paddyism since Boston actually does have a large Irish population, but I think you know where I'm going. On the 17th, I'm going to pick up my acoustic, and play our songs. And then an hour after I am done playing, it's amateur hour. Not that I want to get hammered. Villager saw a cheesy tie in the drug store the other day. It was green and said "kiss me, I'm () Irish." she tried to goad me into buying it, admittedly for the lulz, but the first thing out of my mouth was "I take my heritage seriously"

Is that stupid? I may have the same passport at the end of the day, but my grandfather always voices disapproval by starting a sentence with "Do all Americans...?"

He cut that the fuck out after grandma's passing but even still. What the fuck am I Faust? And you're absolved of your Greekness to answer this.

Grandpa hates America. He's very complex about it. And yet, he supports the Democratic Party unequivocally.

I wouldn't feel so insecure about being Irish if I was you, you care more about Irish culture then the average Irish Person around here, everyone my age grew up watching Friends and the Simpson's all the girls wear fake tan and wish they were on Jersey shores.
Anyone a little older takes heritage a bit more seriously but even that is a rapidly changing thing.