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More of a complaint than a rant; it's about you.

Started by Danjanon, February 17, 2012, 05:54:09 AM

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trippinprincezz13

#300
February 23, 2012, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 22, 2012, 08:23:41 PM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on February 22, 2012, 07:12:05 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 22, 2012, 07:08:29 PM
There is another time that I would hold gross jokes and puns in a sacrosanct manner, apart from ironic racism or homophobic jokes that really parody bigots there is the sheer joy of telling ye most offencive joke you can when in company of those you dislike intensely and hope never to see again.

I agree with this, and that the really really offensive jokes are ALWAYS funny, but the one posted was lame.

It made me grunt in vague amusement, sure it's a joke that's been around forever but I love flow chart jokes.

And 'sogyny, clearly.

Well, after slogging through all that....pretty much this. Offensive jokes can be funny (sometimes very funny) and I will usually laugh at them, even if they aren't the height of wit.

This particular one was a rehash of a stale joke, which momentarily amused me because of the flow chart. So no, Roger didn't miss anything, unless he REALLY likes flowcharts. Soo...I'm not sure actually. Offensive jokes are funny, this one was kinda meh, so that probably should've been the end of it and we should all be sitting in a drum circle by now. Don't bother disagreeing. You've already lost.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

AFK

#301
February 23, 2012, 04:04:21 PM
Drum circle?  Sign me up!
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Danjanon

#302
February 23, 2012, 05:36:15 PM
So much has happened while I had no net! Has anyone seen the John Lennon interview on the Dick Cavett show where he justifies 'Woman Is the Nigger of the World'. I saw some of it on a doco the other day. Absolutely brilliant.

BadBeast

#303
February 23, 2012, 06:07:33 PM
Yeah yeah. Cunt.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Danjanon

#304
February 24, 2012, 09:20:34 AM
Quote from: BadBeast on February 23, 2012, 06:07:33 PM
Yeah yeah. Cunt.

Me or John Lennon?

Triple Zero

#305
February 24, 2012, 04:12:52 PM
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#306
February 24, 2012, 04:15:29 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 24, 2012, 04:12:52 PM


Is that a Hirley0 post I see in there?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Triple Zero

#307
February 24, 2012, 04:23:56 PM
I don't know how that got in there I am not good with computer?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Doktor Howl

#308
February 24, 2012, 04:27:36 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 24, 2012, 04:23:56 PM
I don't know how that got in there I am not good with computer?

It's Hirley0.  He goes wherever he pleases.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#309
February 24, 2012, 04:33:14 PM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#310
February 24, 2012, 05:16:58 PM

Don Coyote

#311
February 24, 2012, 07:14:38 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 24, 2012, 04:12:52 PM


I...I.....uuuhhhhhhh....THIS IS FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Triple Zero

#312
February 24, 2012, 09:53:18 PM
QG, yes, no problem! If you prefer an SVG version so it's all resolution independent n shit: http://devio.us/~tripzilch/clown-storage.svg

Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2012, 05:40:07 PM
Quote from: Pope Coyote of the Wolffnords on February 22, 2012, 05:33:22 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 22, 2012, 04:33:02 PM
Clearly Nigel this is your fault for being a woman and so having to be right all the time.

We still haven't established if she is in fact legally a woman. First we need to prove that then we will need to require her to carry around the appropriate papers other wise she would be running around illegally female.

Surely, the only way we can scientifically test her womanness is to argue with her.

If you lose, regardless of the validity of your premises, then we must conclude she is a woman.

We can also check family history, if one of her grandparents was female, then she must legally be at least 25% female. I'm fairly sure I heard her talk about some of her kids being female, so I'm fairly sure she must be at least carrying some of the genes.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Cain

#313
February 24, 2012, 10:03:26 PM
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